# Masturbation in the Restroom ? ? ?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [January 9, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167 "2001-01-09T15:58:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/21 "2001-01-09T19:47:05Z")
Not that i see anything wrong with it. It’s just that if I’m gone for more than the length of time that it takes to piss then people are looking for me. I’ve probably done it 3-5 times though in my life. Now Jr. High…that was a different story…
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### Author:  [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/22 "2001-01-09T20:00:50Z")
Masturbated in the office restroom? No.
Sex there? Yes.
With my FCOC at the time.
Oh, OK. It stands for ‘Female Companion of Choice’.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/23 "2001-01-09T20:15:08Z")
I don’t have an office per se, I freelance. Nothing like a change of scenery. Hmmm. Let’s see now.
Office bathrooms.
Winnebago W.C.'s.
Airplane Restrooms ( for some reason, that always gets me going).
In the Van.
Restaurant Bathrooms.
In a cornfield ( less comfy than originally imagined…)
I think that’s it. God. I’m in deep trouble here. There goes my rep as a Simple Country Jew ;j
Cartooniverse
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### Author:  [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/24 "2001-01-09T20:20:07Z")
Thinking about it, I’m kind of surprised that I never jerked off at work. Then again, it would be bad form to lay down on the stall floor and go right to sleep afterwards.
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/25 "2001-01-09T20:21:02Z")
are we just listing interesting places now? Because I used to be a DJ in college and I worked the overnight shift. Sometimes I would pop in a compilation CD after the top of the hour I.D. and just lay down behind the console.
this was strictly to keep me awake on the job you understand.
jarbaby
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### Author:  [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/26 "2001-01-09T20:30:49Z")
A cornfield Cartooniverse? I’ll never eat creamed corn again!
Seriously though, does anyone know of any human sexuality reference sites that may be able to answer my OP questions (percentage of women who do it in the restroom (or a cornfield for that matter)? I looked at [sexrecords.com](http://sexrecords.com), but they didn’t come in handy (no pun intended) as I thought they would.
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### Author:  [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/27 "2001-01-09T20:46:32Z")
::quickly checks jarbabyj’s homepage to see if she’s single::
Damn.
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### Author:  [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/28 "2001-01-09T20:49:37Z")
Female. Yes.
Also on top of a moving camel in Egypt. really.
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### Author:  [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/29 "2001-01-09T20:55:43Z")
Yeah, I’ve maturbated at work, but only in a private restroom.
Also, on an airplane. While in my seat.
(Female, obviously).
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### Author:  [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/30 "2001-01-09T20:57:43Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by H8\_2\_W8 \*
> **A cornfield Cartooniverse? I’ll never eat creamed corn again!**
**H8** , you owe me a new monitor. This one is all sticky!
[sub]It’s Diet Coke, you sicko’s.:D[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/31 "2001-01-09T21:08:45Z")
Not at this job. But my last job and the one before that.
Location: Bathroom and at desk. (It was later in the evening.)
I’ve also had sex in the server room of my last job.
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/32 "2001-01-09T21:33:42Z")
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> I’ve also had sex in the server room of my last job.
As a Technologist, I find this quite disturbing.
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### Author:  [@Centerline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Centerline)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/33 "2001-01-09T21:36:02Z")
What? Didn’t trip the halon?
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/34 "2001-01-09T21:43:58Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Delta-9 \*
> \*\*I haven’t seen any statistics, but given the fact that women generally take longer to. . . um. . . finish, I think that fewer women would partake in this activity.
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> I mean a guy can get off in a couple minutes, but I think a woman would have to go home for lunch to “get the job done”.
> \*\*
Clearly, you’ve been associating with the wrong women. Some of us can get there in under a minute when the circumstances are right.
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### Author:  [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/35 "2001-01-09T22:17:53Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
> \*\*Clearly, you’ve been associating with the wrong women. Some of us can get there in under a minute when the circumstances are right. \*\*
Clearly to you, perhaps.
Actually, lately I haven’t “associated” with anyone. ☹
::raises eyebrow::
What are _you_ doin’ later? 🙂
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/36 "2001-01-09T23:22:27Z")
One time at Thanksgiving I had the job of basting the turkey. I was the master baster.
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### Author:  [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/37 "2001-01-09T23:31:49Z")
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> ```
> One time at Thanksgiving I had the job of basting the turkey. I was the master baster.
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> ```
Similarly, last summer fly-fishing I considered myself a \*\* Master Baiter \*\*
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/38 "2001-01-09T23:52:10Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Olentzero \*
> \*\*I’ve heard plenty of stories about women being able to masturbate wherever they choose once they’ve learned the technique of flexing their thighs together or crossing their legs and gently swinging the upper leg.
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> \*\*
And let me tell you, once you’ve mastered _that_ there are no limits to where.
In class
Driving
Sitting in traffic
Sitting at the computer
Waiting rooms
Cooking
The movies
Resturants
You get the idea
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/39 "2001-01-09T23:58:22Z")
A janitor once told me, “One nice thing about cleaning the ladies’ restroom is, you don’t have to worry about cleaning semen off the walls.” He allowed as how it was possible, but he’d never seen any.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-in-the-restroom/49167/40 "2001-01-10T00:09:09Z")
Female-never have.
I don’t care what you do at work, but if anyone crashes into my car because they were too busy spanking the monkey…well, let’s just say that it will be the LAST time the monkey gets spanked for a while! If there’s even a monkey left after I get through with you!
😃
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