# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/281 "2011-10-31T15:38:54Z")
As soon as I saw **MeanOldLady’s** post, I realized that “booty” was the correct answer. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/282 "2011-11-01T02:28:33Z")
All the panelists who participate in this round have been heard from and we are ready to proceed! **MeanOldLady** , please share with us now your response to this: > [@](#): > > Manfred the Magician said, “I finally found a new assistant, but I hired her sight unseen and now I’m not sure her \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ will fit in the box I use to saw her in half!” ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/283 "2011-11-01T02:44:32Z")
Uhm, errr, her caboose? Sure, we’ll go with that, though I’m sure I’m missing something obvious. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/284 "2011-11-01T14:19:49Z")
Caboose is her answer. You need to match everyone to stay in the game, so now let’s see what our panelists had to say: **Maus Magill** : chest **janis\_and\_c0** : boobs **Hoopy Frood** : matched in round 1 **HardlySanguine** : hair **Dr. Girlfriend** : boobs **Avarie537** : bottom, for a match! I’m afraid that means that **MeanOldLady** winds up with a score of 2, which means that **notfrommensa** wins this game! Congratulations, **notfrommensa**! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/285 "2011-11-01T14:33:42Z")
Is this the part where I behave as a gracious loser? Congratulations, **notfrommensa**. You smelly poopy head. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/286 "2011-11-01T15:25:08Z")
[Rushes to give Brett Sommers a Big Ole Fat, Wet French Kiss] wOOt wOOt[/RtgBSaBOFWFS] Damn Charles Nelson Reilly tried to intercept the kiss. ptoooey. No bonus round? “Boobs” would have been answer for the magician quesiton. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/287 "2011-11-01T18:40:44Z")
New game will start around 4 pm ET. The first 8 responses will participate. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/288 "2011-11-01T20:39:51Z")
Sorry for the delay, but here goes! New game begins now! Anyone can join in. The first two responses I get will be the contestants, the next 6 the panelists. Please PM me now your response to this: > [@](#): > > Now that baseball season is over, I can finally pay attention to my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/289 "2011-11-02T14:20:58Z")
We are ready to play! Will contestant #1, **janis\_and\_c0** , please now share your answer with us! ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/290 "2011-11-02T15:50:00Z")
Oh, like, wow, gee. I’m so glad to be here. Ya’ll look so… lifelike. Anyway, my answer is\*\* Old Lady.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/291 "2011-11-02T18:21:05Z")
Well, that’s certainly a fine answer, **janis\_and\_c0**! Let’s see now what our panelists have for you: **HardlySanguine** : wife, and the judge says that’s a match! **cmkeller** : wife, another match! **notfrommensa** : own balls **Yeticus Rex** : corked bat **Dr. Girlfriend** : plants… cuz you know, it’s fall and they’re probably dead by now? **antonio107** : bladder So, that’s two matches for you, **janis\_and\_c0**! Congratulations on that first-round showing! Let’s turn now to contestant #2’s question. Panelists, please PM me now with your response to this: > [@](#): > > Have you heard that they’re remaking the old TV show “The Addams Family”? It’s going to star \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/292 "2011-11-02T19:25:56Z")
Ha ha, **notfrommensa** , I was also thinking “own balls.” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/293 "2011-11-02T20:04:46Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Ha ha, **notfrommensa** , I was also thinking “own balls.” that must mean something. and for you it probably is something that you should be proud of. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/294 "2011-11-03T12:22:22Z")
The panelists’ answers are in! **Avarie537** , share with us now your response to this: > [@](#): > > Have you heard that they’re remaking the old TV show “The Addams Family”? It’s going to star \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/295 "2011-11-04T00:13:21Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > The panelists’ answers are in! **Avarie537** , share with us now your response to this: Oh dear … ummm … Grizzly Adams?? I apologize in advance for the crappy answer! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/296 "2011-11-04T00:36:42Z")
Don’t be silly, **Avarie537** , there are no crappy answers, only answers which fail to match. So, let’s see how you did with your answer: **HardlySanguine** : Steve Buscemi **cmkeller** : Lady Gaga **notfrommensa** : Charlie Sheen **Yeticus Rex** : James Haggarty (who played Grizzly Adams), which our judge says is a match! **Dr. Girlfriend** : The Kardashians **antonio107** : Bryan “Addams!” 😛 So, not so crappy after all, **Avarie537** , since you scored a match! We move on now to round two, the score 2-1 in favor of **janis\_and\_c0**. The first question of round two goes to our leader, so panelists please PM me with your responses to this: > [@](#): > > Dr. Frankenstein said, “My monster is doing surprisingly well in school. He is especially good at athletics, thanks in part to his \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/297 "2011-11-05T14:53:41Z")
Still waiting on one panelist’s response. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/298 "2011-11-07T01:46:56Z")
:o I’m so sorry, the hamsters must have eaten my PM! **KneadToKnow** , check your inbox! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/299 "2011-11-07T13:08:51Z")
My bad, everyone. **Dr. Girlfriend** did reply earlier, and somehow I just neglected to transfer it to the spreadsheet I use to keep track. Entirely my bad, and I apologize. That said, I do now have all the panelists’ replies, so it is time for our contestant, **janis\_and\_c0** to provide her answer to this: > [@](#): > > Dr. Frankenstein said, “My monster is doing surprisingly well in school. He is especially good at athletics, thanks in part to his \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/300 "2011-11-07T17:29:27Z")
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