# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/321 "2011-11-11T21:42:26Z")
A jockstrap is a piece of equipment which an adult male would be embarrassed to ask for in a diminutive size. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/322 "2011-11-11T21:53:47Z")
Ahh, ok. I guess that makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/323 "2011-11-12T03:48:22Z")
For the record, I thought Tiny Tom would have a hard time buying CONDOMS in a size zero. Now I’ll sit tight and wait for the panelists to answer before I do! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/324 "2011-11-12T05:18:09Z")
> [@antonio107](#): > > For the record, I thought Tiny Tom would have a hard time buying CONDOMS in a size zero. Now I’ll sit tight and wait for the panelists to answer before I do! 😃 Puny Peter and Dainty Dick are the ones that can’t find condoms that fit. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/325 "2011-11-13T04:09:25Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Puny Peter and Dainty Dick are the ones that can’t find condoms that fit. See also: Wispy Woody Small Schlomo Miniscule Morris Undersized Urethra Ok, that last one was a bit of a stretch! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/326 "2011-11-14T17:56:59Z")
All right! All panelists’ answers are in, so it’s time now for **antonio107** to give us your answer to this: > [@](#): > > It’s not widely known but the reason Count Dracula had to move from his castle in Transylvania was that a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ moved in next door. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/327 "2011-11-14T17:59:06Z")
Putting aside the _really_ horrible answers I thought of, I’m going to say a GARLIC FARMER. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/328 "2011-11-14T18:37:02Z")
What an excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say: **Maus Magill** : garlic farmer , that’s a match! **Dr. Girlfriend** : garlic factory, our judge says that’s close enough for a match! **HardlySanguine** : priest **notfrommensa** : understaker **Hoopy Frood** : garlic farmer , for another match! **Yeticus Rex** : The Cast from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. That’s three matches for **antonio107** in round 1, so we go to round 2 with the score 3-2. The first question goes to our leader, that’s you, **antonio107**. Panelists **HardlySanguine** , **notfrommensa** , and **Yeticus Rex** , please PM me now with your answer to the following: > [@](#): > > The Occupy Wall Street movement has a lot of surprising corporate supporters. Domino’s just announced that for every pizza the protesters order, they’ll throw in a free \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/329 "2011-11-14T18:47:03Z")
How did I never see this game??? I would love to play! I will be on the panel or as a contestant, whichever is needed. Please PM me (so I’ll notice) when a new game is starting? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/330 "2011-11-14T18:54:47Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > How did I never see this game??? > > I would love to play! I will be on the panel or as a contestant, whichever is needed. > > Please PM me (so I’ll notice) when a new game is starting? Richard Dawson left the Match Game back in the 70’s for the **Family Feud** , it was not an amicable breakup. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/331 "2011-11-14T19:38:18Z")
Ha. I was thinking Mr. Garlic Head (potato head/head of garlic, get it?) as a joke. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/332 "2011-11-14T19:59:06Z")
That was quick! Okay, **antonio107** , we are now ready for your response to this: > [@](#): > > The Occupy Wall Street movement has a lot of surprising corporate supporters. Domino’s just announced that for every pizza the protesters order, they’ll throw in a free \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/333 "2011-11-15T22:04:15Z")
Shameless bump. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/334 "2011-11-15T22:47:35Z")
Free shameless bump with pizza purchase? Kind of an odd deal. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/335 "2011-11-15T23:17:47Z")
😃 I’ve PMed **antonio107** again, so hopefully if all is well with him, we’ll be getting going again soon. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/336 "2011-11-16T00:10:54Z")
> [@HardlySanguine](#): > > Free shameless bump with pizza purchase? Kind of an odd deal. From a cop’s baton? Excellent answer! ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/337 "2011-11-16T06:01:04Z")
Oh hey. I have two private messages. Sorry! Am drowning at school. There’s an occupy movement near my school, and so I hope that they’re throwing in a free BAR OF SOAP with that pizza. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/338 "2011-11-16T15:15:24Z")
No worries, **antonio107** , we’re glad everything is okay. That’s a marvelous answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say: **Maus Magill** : matched in round 1 **Dr. Girlfriend** : matched in round 1 **HardlySanguine** : stick of deodorant, which our fume-woozy judge says is not a match **notfrommensa** : extra cheese to go with their whine **Hoopy Frood** : matched in round 1 **Yeticus Rex** : bull horn So, alas, there were no additional matches for **antonio107** in round 2. With the score still 3-2, that takes us to our round two question for **cmkeller** , which follows. **Dr. Girlfriend** and **notfrommensa** matched in round 1, so they lay out: other panelists, please PM me now with your response to this: > [@](#): > > I’m thinking about getting cancelling my cable TV. Between the reality shows and the news, I think I might be better off spending my money on \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ instead. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/339 "2011-11-16T15:26:29Z")
CORRECTION: That question should read: > [@](#): > > I’m thinking about cancelling my cable TV. Between the reality shows and the news, I think I might be better off spending my money on \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ instead. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/340 "2011-11-18T01:18:35Z")
Woohoo! All the panelists’ answers are in! **cmkeller** , it’s time now to share your answer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=18)