# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/361 "2011-11-24T22:51:57Z")
Umm, no. Shut up. 😉 I can remember the _last_ time I scored though! No old-timer’s disease yet! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/362 "2011-11-28T16:01:50Z")
Okay, the week after the holiday is in full swing, and all the panelists have been heard from, so now it’s time for **Dr. Girlfriend** to give us her response to this: > [@](#): > > Chuck Norris said, “The stories about me are getting completely nuts. For the last time, I cannot slam a revolving door. I can however, cook a Thanksgiving meal merely by \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/363 "2011-11-28T16:09:52Z")
Wait. Chuck Norris _can’t_ slam a revolving door? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/364 "2011-11-28T17:11:19Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/365 "2011-11-29T03:54:20Z")
He can’t slam a revolving door, but Chuck Norris can cook his Thanksgiving dinner just by… Staring at it! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/366 "2011-11-29T15:29:06Z")
An excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say: **notfrommensa** : kicking it **Maus Magill** : glaring at it, which our judge says is a match! **cmkeller** : staring at it , another match! **HardlySanguine** : glaring at Emeril, so close, but not a match. ☹ **Hoopy Frood** : staring at it, another match! **Yeticus Rex** : the fire in my eyes, which our judge, soaked in gravy and cranberry sauce, says is a match! That’s 4 matches in round one for our first-time contestant! Wow! So, with the score now 4-2, we go to round two: the first question goes to the leader, so **Dr. Girlfriend** , be thinking about your response while I ask **notfrommensa** and **HardlySanguine** , our unmatched panelists, to PM me now with their best answer to this: > [@](#): > > With only weeks to go before Christmas, Santa realized he was going to have to crack down on his lazier elves to make sure the toys got made in time. So warned them that if they missed their deadlines, he’s send them to work for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/367 "2011-11-29T16:20:56Z")
Yow - good show, **Dr. Girlfriend**. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/368 "2011-11-29T16:23:49Z")
::Applauds **Dr. G** :: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/369 "2011-11-29T21:10:32Z")
[Elvis] Thank yew! Thank yew very much! [/Elvis] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/370 "2011-11-29T21:24:09Z")
And we’re now all set for you to give us your answer, **Dr. Girlfriend** , to this: > [@](#): > > With only weeks to go before Christmas, Santa realized he was going to have to crack down on his lazier elves to make sure the toys got made in time. So warned them that if they missed their deadlines, he’s send them to work for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/371 "2011-11-29T21:30:10Z")
That was quick! Santa is gonna send those no-good lazy elves to work at Walmart! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/372 "2011-11-29T21:40:13Z")
Good answer! Good answer! Oh, sorry…wrong game show. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/373 "2011-11-29T21:56:41Z")
It is indeed a good answer! Let’s see how our panelists did: **notfrommensa** : Donald Trump **Maus Magill** : matched in round 1 **cmkeller** : matched in round 1 **HardlySanguine** : Wal\*Mart, a match! **Hoopy Frood** : matched in round 1 **Yeticus Rex** : matched in round 1 That gives **Dr. Girlfriend** 5 points as we move on to **Dolores Reborn** ’s round two question. **Maus Magill** , **cmkeller** , **Hoopy Frood** , and **Yeticus Rex** , please PM me with your best response to this: > [@](#): > > Dumb Donald is really dumb. This year at his office Christmas party, he’s giving everyone \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/374 "2011-11-29T21:59:02Z")
Oh, and **Dolores** : if you figure out a way to do _Family Feud_ on the SDMB, please don’t keep it a secret! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/375 "2011-11-29T23:51:20Z")
Um, I’ve been running them for years! Here’s a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=632948) to the current one. It’s like Fast Money. Hurry - only 7 more entries available! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/376 "2011-11-30T01:06:30Z")
Well, isn’t that a hell of a thing. I’ll have to investigate further. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/377 "2011-11-30T18:53:25Z")
Well, we’re ready to proceed! Dolores Reborn, please share with us now your best response to this: > [@](#): > > Dumb Donald is really dumb. This year at his office Christmas party, he’s giving everyone \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/378 "2011-11-30T20:00:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Dumb Donald is really dumb. This year at his office Christmas party, he’s giving everyone \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. office supplies? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/379 "2011-11-30T20:30:48Z")
An excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say: **notfrommensa** : matched in round 1 **Maus Magill** : pink slips (Who knew that Dumb Donald was really Scrooge McDuck?) **cmkeller** : eggs (Easter variety) **HardlySanguine** : matched in round 1 **Hoopy Frood** : Valentine’s cards **Yeticus Rex** : Easter eggs Aw, I’m afraid that’s no matches for **Dolores** , which means our game ends with a score of 5-2 in favor of **Dr. Girlfriend**! Congratulations to our latest champion, Dr. Girlfriend! And now a word from our sponsors… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/380 "2011-11-30T21:38:13Z")
Look for a new game to start tonight ca. 9 pm ET. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=20)