# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/581 "2012-03-02T23:45:43Z")
Congrats **KneadtoKnow**! Good game! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/582 "2012-03-05T21:43:03Z")
Okay, I think I’ll go ahead and call time on the open mic portion of the game and resume my post as emcee. New game starts tonight ca. 9:00 pm ET. Topics to include: sleeping in coffins, Oscar winner sequels, and nudity for fun and profit! Don’t miss it! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/583 "2012-03-06T03:09:08Z")
Hear ye, hear ye! Herewith commences the new Match Game! All who wish to participate, please PM me with your best response to this: > [@](#): > > Did you hear that they’re already planning a sequel to “The Artist”? It’s going to star Kim Kardashian and they’re planning to call it “\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” The first two responses I receive will be the contestants, the next six will be the panelists. Bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/584 "2012-03-06T04:40:40Z")
Alrighty, then! We’ve already got two contestants, so all you would-be panelists: get your answers in! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/585 "2012-03-06T13:17:08Z")
Wow - That was quick. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/586 "2012-03-06T15:17:50Z")
Yeah, I was surprised, too! Of course, the fact that I announced a 9 pm start time and didn’t post anything until after 10 probably had the two of you rocking back and forth in the blocks wondering when the gun would go off. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/587 "2012-03-06T16:39:59Z")
Half of the panelists [del]slots[/del] seats are filled, so if you’re game to make matches, don’t miss out! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/588 "2012-03-07T01:56:05Z")
Only one panelist seat open, y’all! Don’t be left standing when the bass guitar stops playing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/589 "2012-03-07T02:12:11Z")
Would it help if I volunteered to be contestant and panelist? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/590 "2012-03-07T02:30:54Z")
Nice try! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/591 "2012-03-07T20:53:01Z")
One seat still available! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/592 "2012-03-08T18:15:38Z")
Okay, if I haven’t got a sixth panelist by 6 pm ET, we’ll proceed with the dreaded five-panelist latter-day version of the show. **Knead** So help me, I will turn this game around ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/593 "2012-03-08T23:15:52Z")
Alright kiddies, here we go! To see how you fare with our five panelists **cmkeller** , please now post your response to this: > [@](#): > > Did you hear that they’re already planning a sequel to “The Artist”? It’s going to star Kim Kardashian and they’re planning to call it “\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/594 "2012-03-09T00:06:40Z")
Good news! A sixth panelist has joined the game! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/595 "2012-03-09T03:44:50Z")
Hooray! Now Magill is the popular one! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/596 "2012-03-11T03:38:01Z")
BUMP: Can I suggest question for the next round: > [@](#): > > NFM said, I am not going to play the Dope MatchGame anymore because the game is too \_\_\_\_\_\_ SLOW, lets pick up the pace!! ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/597 "2012-03-11T12:51:08Z")
D’oh - Don’t know how I missed the prompt. The Ass-ist. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/598 "2012-03-11T22:59:28Z")
(Just to move things along) Hi Wink, I went with The Fat-Arsed. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/599 "2012-03-11T23:40:20Z")
Alrighty, here we go! > [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > The Talentless > [@Maus Magill](#): > > The Con-Artist > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > The Trainwreck > [@antonio107](#): > > The Harlot? > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > Kim K’s gonna star in “The Gay Divorcee” > [@notfrommensa](#): > > BOOB JOB So that’s no matches in round 1 for **cmkeller** , I’m afraid. We move on to Intergalactic Gladiator’s round 1 question. Panelists, please PM me now with your best response to this: > [@](#): > > Count Dracula said, “My sleep is not as restful as it used to be. Maybe I should buy one of those \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ coffins.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/600 "2012-03-12T01:28:46Z")
Oh yeah, I guess I don’t answer that first question. Ok then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=31)