# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/601 "2012-03-12T12:04:26Z")
No worries, **Intergalactic Gladiator**! Still waiting on one panelist’s response to question B. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/602 "2012-03-13T02:08:38Z")
All the panelists are in now, **Intergalactic Gladiator**! It’s time for you to share with us your answer to this: > [@](#): > > Count Dracula said, “My sleep is not as restful as it used to be. Maybe I should buy one of those \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ coffins.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/603 "2012-03-13T11:05:21Z")
Thanks, Bob. I’m going to go with Craftmatic. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/604 "2012-03-13T13:39:48Z")
Bob? Are we doing _The Newlywed Game_ now? 😃 At any rate, let’s see what our panelists had to say: > [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > Temperpedic > [@Maus Magill](#): > > Sleep Number > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > Memory foam > [@antonio107](#): > > Memory foam! > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > Memory foam 🙂 > [@notfrommensa](#): > > Posture-pedic After a little research, our judge says none of those are matches, so we go to round 2 with a pitcher’s duel, the score nil to nil. Panelists, please PM me now with your best answer to **cmkeller** ’s round 2 question, which is as follows: > [@](#): > > When Candi the Stripper lost her balance, she very nearly fell off her \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/605 "2012-03-13T18:00:50Z")
Awaiting 3 panelists’ replies. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/606 "2012-03-14T01:33:45Z")
Nag, nag, nag… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/607 "2012-03-14T01:46:30Z")
I’m the worst nag I know. :whinnies: Alright, **cmkeller** , all the panelists’ responses are in! Time to share with us your response to this: > [@](#): > > When Candi the Stripper lost her balance, she very nearly fell off her \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/608 "2012-03-14T01:55:59Z")
Pole. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/609 "2012-03-14T02:44:00Z")
Haha! That calls up quite an image, doesn’t it? Let’s see what the panelists said: > [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > PLATFORM SHOES > [@Maus Magill](#): > > Pole. There’s a match! > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > pole? Another, albeit questioning, match! > [@antonio107](#): > > Fat guy! > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > customer’s lap > [@notfrommensa](#): > > Pole Another match! Well, we’re off and running now! With 3 points for **cmkeller** , we turn now to **Intergalactic Gladiator** ’s round 2 question. Panelists, please PM me at your earliest convenience with your best response to this: > [@](#): > > Joan Rivers went streaking down Hollywood Boulevard. Three people fainted, four people dialled 911, and one person \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/610 "2012-03-14T03:40:41Z")
Can I just stop mid round and say kudos to **KtK** for showing us amateurs how it’s done? My goodness this game is going by quickly! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/611 "2012-03-14T04:02:21Z")
I’ve just been fortunate to be in the vicinity of a PC every time the last panelist or a contestant has come through. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/612 "2012-03-14T04:06:58Z")
> [@antonio107](#): > > Can I just stop mid round and say kudos to **KtK** for showing us amateurs how it’s done? My goodness this game is going by quickly! I think it because I was [bitching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14856100&postcount=596) earlier. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/613 "2012-03-14T14:27:06Z")
Still awaiting one panelist! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/614 "2012-03-15T01:43:32Z")
Probably me again, sorry! I can’t get on the Dope at work anymore… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/615 "2012-03-15T01:54:50Z")
You’re worth waiting for, **Dr. Girlfriend**! And with that, the panelists all have their responses in. **Intergalactic Gladiator** , please post now your response to this: > [@](#): > > Joan Rivers went streaking down Hollywood Boulevard. Three people fainted, four people dialled 911, and one person \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/616 "2012-03-15T10:55:54Z")
Chuck, I have to go with “tried to put a bag over her head.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/617 "2012-03-15T12:21:58Z")
Well, that’s not a five-letter word, so I’m afraid the play goes back over to … what? Not Lingo? Oh, okay, then … let’s see what the panelists had to say: > [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > puked. > [@Maus Magill](#): > > Did the full Oedipus, and plucked his eyes out. > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > Threw up > [@antonio107](#): > > Went blind! > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > puked! > [@notfrommensa](#): > > Called Commissioner Gordon because they thought the Joker broke out of jail. So, I’m afraid there’s no matches there for **Intergalactic Gladiator** , which means that **cmkeller** is our champion for this game! Good job everyone, and I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me to be hosting again. Look for another game to start … maybe even as soon as later today. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/618 "2012-03-15T13:20:00Z")
Good job, **cmkeller**!! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/619 "2012-03-15T13:41:12Z")
I suspect a fix, but I will enjoy the porcelain dalmation that I got as a consolation prize. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/620 "2012-03-16T20:32:50Z")
New game will start Monday afternoon, let’s say 3-ish ET. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=32)