# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/621 "2012-03-16T20:39:40Z")
I shall wait with baited breath. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/622 "2012-03-16T22:08:41Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I shall wait with baited breath. You should stop eating worms then. (I think you meant “bated”.) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/623 "2012-03-16T22:47:07Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > You should stop eating worms then. > > (I think you meant “bated”.) As in Mastur-… breath? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/624 "2012-03-17T23:16:30Z")
You just can’t beat bated breath. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/625 "2012-03-17T23:48:10Z")
But I like battered bated breath. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/626 "2012-03-19T19:39:48Z")
New game begins now! If you wish to participate, please [del]quit your bating[/del] check your self-respect at the door and PM me your best response to this: > [@](#): > > I got a massage yesterday, and boy does my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ feel terrific! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/627 "2012-03-20T02:15:59Z")
Beer battered baited breath? sorry 'bout that… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/628 "2012-03-20T12:16:35Z")
Three seats on the panel remain vacant. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/629 "2012-03-21T18:19:34Z")
We still have room for two more panelists. Don’t be shy, folks. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/630 "2012-03-23T02:23:29Z")
If I promise to show you my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ will you PM me a reply? How about if I promise _not_ to show you? Don’t make me beg! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/631 "2012-03-23T18:37:04Z")
Hey, progress! Still room for one more panelist, though! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/632 "2012-03-23T18:37:18Z")
Ok…I’m on board. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/633 "2012-03-24T17:26:15Z")
For anyone who might be confused, **Yeticus** took the fifth panelist spot. I’ll ride out the weekend waiting for a sixth, then if need be we’ll proceed with five. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/634 "2012-03-26T14:30:19Z")
Okay, five panelists it is. Contestant #1 is **Maus Magill** , and I ask him now to please share with us his answer to this: > [@](#): > > I got a massage yesterday, and boy does my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ feel terrific! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/635 "2012-03-26T15:31:15Z")
It’s long round and hard. Some people like to put it in their mouth, and say it’s yummy. It’s an egg roll, you pervs. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/636 "2012-03-26T16:31:36Z")
Indeed it is. And it’s excellent with a little hot mustard. Let’s see what the panelists had to say: > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > The first answer that popped into my head was > > butt > > since they usually don’t massage your butt… at least none of the spas I’ve been to do… :o > [@antonio107](#): > > MASSEUSE feel terrific. 'Cause he made money…get it? > [@cmkeller](#): > > masseuse’s wallet > [@Intergalactic Gladiator](#): > > I have to go with “butt,” Bob. > [@Yeticus Rex](#): > > Happy Ending So, alas, despite excellent answers all around, no matches there for contestant #1. Contestant #2 is **janis\_and\_c0** , who should be thinking while I ask our 5 panelists to PM me now with their best response to this: > [@](#): > > Ed said, “We got a new puppy, and it’s really turned our house upside down. Why, everything my wife cooks now tastes like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/637 "2012-03-26T18:19:27Z")
The only thing that popped into my head was Robot Chicken’s Happy Ending Sketch. (The Happy Ending was a free egg roll.) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/638 "2012-03-27T02:32:49Z")
Good turnaround, gang! It’s now time for **janis\_and\_c0** to share with us her answer to this: > [@](#): > > Ed said, “We got a new puppy, and it’s really turned our house upside down. Everything my wife cooks now tastes like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/639 "2012-03-27T04:43:39Z")
Gotta be… Alpo! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/640 "2012-03-27T14:26:05Z")
Haha! What an unpleasant breakfast that would be, too. Let’s see what our panelists had to say: > [@Dr. Girlfriend](#): > > Rawhide > [@antonio107](#): > > Chinese food! > [@cmkeller](#): > > dog food The judge says that’s a match! > [@Intergalactic Gladiator](#): > > My wife was a great cook and I don’t want to be rude > but now everything she makes tastes a lot like puppy food. Dog food is dog food, says the judge, so that’s another match! > [@Yeticus Rex](#): > > PUPPY CHOW Even different brands are still dog food, so the judge says that’s another match! Three matches for **janis\_and\_c0** in that round, wow! Let’s turn our attention then to round 2. Leader goes first, so that’s you again, **janis**. **Dr. Girlfriend** and **antonio107** , please PM me now with your best response to this: > [@](#): > > That _Hunger Games_ movie was really something! Although I was disappointed not to see more \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=33)