# Match Game anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949 "2011-08-24T21:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/121 "2011-09-04T23:50:31Z")
Okay, we’re back for the second half of round 2, with **cmkeller** ’s question. The score is currently **MadTheSwine** - 3 **cmkeller** - 0 With no matches in round 1 for **cmkeller** , everybody plays. Champ, be thinking about your answer to this: Dr. Frankenstein said, “_Antipasto_!” No, actually, Dr. Frankenstein said, “I wasn’t originally trying to build a monster. Until I found a brain to use, I was planning to build a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/122 "2011-09-06T01:14:39Z")
So who are we waiting on? I believe KneadToKnow is still processing my answer, whilst shaking his head with disgust…😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/123 "2011-09-06T14:40:35Z")
All the panelists’ responses are in, and we’re ready now for **cmkeller** ’s answer to this: Dr. Frankenstein said, “I wasn’t originally trying to build a monster. Until I found a brain to use, I was planning to build a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/124 "2011-09-06T15:48:50Z")
So many politically incorrect ethnic jokes could fit in here, but I’ll go with the stereotype that is still OK to joke about: Before he found a brain, he was planning to build a BLONDE. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/125 "2011-09-06T20:50:19Z")
Let me premptively sway the judges by saying that I think I got a match! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/126 "2011-09-07T00:08:34Z")
Well, you got some catcalls from the audience on that one, **cmkeller** , but let’s see what the panelists did for you: **HardlySanguine** : bunneh **MeanOldLady** : woman, which because of the way you spelled it, our judge is giving to you as a match! **antonio107** : girlfriend, the judge also says is a match! **Skammer** : congressman **etv78** : George W Bush, which gets some attention from the moderator, but hopefully not a warning. **Dr. Girlfriend** : politician So, that’s 2 matches in round 2, by the grace of the judge, but I’m afraid that game 2 ends with the score: **MadTheSwine** - 3 **cmkeller** - 2 Congratulations, **MadTheSwine** , our new champion! ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/127 "2011-09-07T00:58:28Z")
Ah, well, I guess I’ll take my place amongst the panelists for the next game. Congrats, Mad! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/128 "2011-09-07T01:43:21Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Ah, well, I guess I’ll take my place amongst the panelists for the next game. Congrats, Mad! Thanks…liked your answer. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/129 "2011-09-07T02:23:03Z")
Both our contestants played very well, and our panelists were sparkling and witty as always. The next Match Game will begin tomorrow at the soonest, for any night-owls awaiting further developments. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/130 "2011-09-07T17:50:32Z")
So, with game 2 complete, I’ve decided to give someone else a shot at hosting the game, so please welcome our new host, **antonio107**! ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/131 "2011-09-07T18:01:27Z")
Please. Call me “Gene.” 🆒 Ok, I have a doozy lined up for this one. I sent a PM to the three people in our virtual green room. The first one to hop on to the seat gets to play. I have two (what I think are) really good ones lined up. I invite **MadTheSwine** , or **DasBöseSchwein** , as I would have put it, to select either ‘A’ or ‘B’. I’m in class all day, which means I have ample time to goof off and mindlessly surf message boards, like the wretched student I am, lol. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/132 "2011-09-07T18:04:21Z")
I’m IN! ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/133 "2011-09-07T18:07:59Z")
You are indeed, Janis! And now, we wait for the defending champ to make his decision, right after these messages! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/134 "2011-09-07T21:37:26Z")
I will take A please, Gene. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/135 "2011-09-07T21:49:42Z")
A it is! Panelists…(Who are the 6 panelists now?) Weird Willy is SO weird… How Weird is he?? There there. There’ll be no shouting on my set! :mad: He was SO weird, that when he bought a new laptop, he kept trying to stick his \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ into the USB port! (This is my first attempt. I apologize in advance if it sucks, lol) ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/136 "2011-09-07T22:14:23Z")
I’m IN (the queue of contestants/panelists)…wherever you need me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/137 "2011-09-07T23:49:09Z")
Shoot, I thought that outgoing contestants were automatically rotated into the panel. Well, put me on the list, at least. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/138 "2011-09-07T23:57:32Z")
I think you’ve taken **antonio** ’s place on the panel, **cmkeller**. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/139 "2011-09-08T00:47:41Z")
Oh, did I? I couldn’t tell. antonio, can you confirm/deny so I know whether or not to PM you an answer? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949/140 "2011-09-08T02:07:06Z")
Am I still in? I’ll play if there’s a spot for me. If not, I’ll stick around in case I’m needed! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-game-anyone/593949.md?page=8)