# Match your username with thread subject

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481 "2008-06-02T15:12:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Mr.Rosewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mr.Rosewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Rosewater)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/61 "2008-06-02T23:01:54Z")

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Any good ideas on killing flies?

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**Author:** ![Public\_Animal\_No.9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Public\_Animal\_No.9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Public_Animal_No.9)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/62 "2008-06-02T23:05:56Z")

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GQ: Anyone know Eliot Spitzer’s frat nickname?\*  
Cafe Society: What was that song by Alice Cooper?

\*(credit to Mrs. No. 9)

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/63 "2008-06-03T01:02:29Z")

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nah, my username is [too obscure…](http://www.kilverts-diary.com/) I got nothin’ either.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/64 "2008-06-03T01:36:55Z")

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Cute name for _Ursus maritimus_.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/65 "2008-06-03T01:54:20Z")

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Who is Quake, and why is he stalking me?

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/66 "2008-06-03T03:09:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Public Animal No. 9]  
GQ: Anyone know Eliot Spitzer’s frat nickname?\*  
Cafe Society: What was that song by Alice Cooper?

\*(credit to Mrs. No. 9)  
[/QUOTE]

You’re awesome!

~Says the person whose username everywhere else is hardheartedkemi 🙂

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/67 "2008-06-03T03:35:46Z")

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What’s your favorite vegetable?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/68 "2008-06-03T03:36:59Z")

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Need help thickening soup - FAST!

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**Author:** ![Ginkgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3bc359/32.png) [@Ginkgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ginkgo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/69 "2008-06-03T04:38:29Z")

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What was the question?

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/70 "2008-06-03T05:49:56Z")

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Snappiest answers to stupidest questions?

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**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/71 "2008-06-03T06:23:29Z")

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Another Big Cat May Be In Hawaii!

(A few years back there was rumor of a large wild cat stalking around in the Upcountry Maui area, said to be maybe a cougar. It was never caught, but little evidences or assumed sightings kept popping up. I don’t remember what came of it.)

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**Author:** ![Leiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Leiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leiko)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/72 "2008-06-03T07:59:13Z")

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Misspellings on lighting instruments: Fraudulent ellipsoidal reflectors or printer error?

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/73 "2008-06-03T11:16:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Procrustus]  
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to a house guest  
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who can’t spell? (It’s Procrust_ **e** _s)

Otherwise, the funniest answer of the bunch!

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/74 "2008-06-03T11:21:09Z")

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Enigma?

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/75 "2008-06-03T11:59:36Z")

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Why is everyone so damn perky around here?

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**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/76 "2008-06-03T12:15:09Z")

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GQ: [Ants? Ants! ANTS!!! OMG, ANTS!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=469866)  
GD: Multiple Personalities: Fraud, Fiction, or Hoax?

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/77 "2008-06-03T12:56:35Z")

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What’s another name for a West African Poet?

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/78 "2008-06-03T15:26:37Z")

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My life sucks!

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/79 "2008-06-03T15:37:26Z")

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What’s your ideal job? 😉

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**Author:** ![Incensed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/match-your-username-with-thread-subject/451481/80 "2008-06-04T00:43:29Z")

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Is my step-son a pothead?

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