# Matching Hard Nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 3, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963 "2004-12-03T21:39:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/21 "2004-12-04T01:22:46Z")
Now I’m going to have to start watching movie credits to see if there’s a “nipple continuity advisor” listed. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/22 "2004-12-04T01:25:04Z")
I’ve got that one around here somewhere. It’s not Kotter’s wife. It’s that blonde who came on the show late. She said in her Playboy pictorial that it drove the censors bananas that she’d go through rehearsal with nothing but when the camera came on SPUNG. And they ended up with duct tape or somesuch. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/23 "2004-12-04T01:37:59Z")
Similarly, I heard that on the set of _Superman_, there were continuity problems with which side Mr. Reeve’s hammer was hangin’ between shots. Once it was pointed out, he started wearing a cup. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/24 "2004-12-04T01:47:06Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Dana Carvey? The SNL alum? Even if you didn’t mean him but instead some hot chick that shares his name, I now have that mental image seared into my brain and it’s not going to go away any time soon. > > A pox on your house. A pox! DanBlather might’ve been talking about Darva Conger, but I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/25 "2004-12-04T01:56:25Z")
I’m not sure that’s any better. ---
**Author:** ![Carcosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@Carcosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carcosa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/26 "2004-12-04T01:57:38Z")
> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#): > > … or maybe some type of electronic device?.. Have violet wand - will travel 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/27 "2004-12-04T02:11:33Z")
> [@Grace](#): > > DanBlather might’ve been talking about Darva Conger, but I could be wrong. Darva/Dana, Conger/Carvey, whatever. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/28 "2004-12-04T04:41:58Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I’ve heard that about other actresses. Sounds UL’y. THe one who played the female sweathog, yah. She mentioned it in the sidebars on her Playboy spread. So it wasn’t really an UL since she confirmed it (and in fact probably started it). Don’t remember anything about tape being used. I’m trying to think of a movie where the work menitoned by the OP would be needed, and all that comes to mind is the undigitized Natalie Portman in SW Episode 2. My thought there was “cold studio”. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963/29 "2004-12-04T06:51:42Z")
> [@Mr. Miskatonic](#): > > THe one who played the female sweathog, yah. She mentioned it in the sidebars on her Playboy spread. Her name is Melonie Haller, and she played Angie Globagoski on the show. Her [_Playboy_ pictorial](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0356421/publicity) (relax, it’s a link to IMDb) appeared in the March 1980 issue of the magazine. Anyone have access to a copy so we can get the exact quote? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matching-hard-nipples/277963.md?page=1)