# \*\*MatchMake the Dopers\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 20, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056 "2000-08-20T15:45:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/41 "2000-08-21T23:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \* > > MrKnowItAll + TVeb Hmmm. :::suspicious squint::: I’m grateful just to be _remembered_, so no slam, Anti Pro, but am somewhat puzzled. Hey, where’s MrKnowItAll? Anybody seen him around? Whaddya mean, the weenie was last seen fleeing the building wearing a fake nose and sunglasses?! Drat. Obscurity sucks. I _finally_ post a picture (accompanied by a 5’ pink plastic penis, no less!) and the thread sinks like a rock. Watching the guacomole turn brown, Veb ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/42 "2000-08-22T00:26:17Z")
I want to be in a sham marriage with matt\_mcl. We’ve been flirting for years. It’s unavoidable. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/43 "2000-08-22T01:58:28Z")
::raises hand:: Pick me, pick me! (Um, that directed to the female dopers…) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/44 "2000-08-22T02:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…” I dunno who I’d go best with, so match me up, people. > \*\* ssskuggiii and… dpr! ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/45 "2000-08-22T02:39:18Z")
Roo! I didn’t get to see your cool hairstyle. I do like the picture of the eyeball though. Very nice. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/46 "2000-08-22T03:01:32Z")
_visst, jag är inte den som säjer nej till brännvin. Sill, potatis och nubbe, yes.😃 Du fixar Svenskan jättebra, jag är imponerad, har du någon kontakt med någon släkting här? Har du varit till Sverige någon gång? Om inte, så skulle du göra det._ Holy Smoke ! - as if things weren’t tough enough. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/47 "2000-08-22T03:43:28Z")
Whoa. I wanna learn German. I also want to be matched with someone! I may be a “newbie”, but I want to be matched with someone!!! ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/48 "2000-08-22T05:54:20Z")
Yah hoo Roo! Wow, you’re really purty, and you live in my city. Now I have someone to stalk :D. Actually, I’m just complaining here cuz again I’ve gone unnoticed. Once more and there will be consequences _cracks knuckles_. BTW, I’m tall, red-headed, bucktoothed (it’ll be gone by the time I’m 18 ;)) and thin. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/49 "2000-08-22T07:01:12Z")
Sure, set me up, what the hell… ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/50 "2000-08-22T07:10:12Z")
(waving hand wildly) I’ll take SanibelMan! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/51 "2000-08-22T07:37:48Z")
OK, consider me on the market, so to speak. Any takers ? S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/52 "2000-08-22T08:03:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Anniz:en vacker flicka, jag älskar dig! \*\* Ah, **Handy, Handy** , love you too. You do look handy, your name suits you. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/53 "2000-08-22T13:10:27Z")
Someone set me up. Please! ::eyes Omni and any male Doper with an English, Aussie, or Irish accent…:: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/54 "2000-08-22T13:29:38Z")
Dare I imagine what match could possibly be made with myself? C’mon ladies, who wants some sugar? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/55 "2000-08-22T15:10:55Z")
::ducks behind a corner and combs hair to look presentable:: Hi! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/56 "2000-08-22T15:29:56Z")
This topic is becoming a mating fest…which is alright, although the original idea was a mild abstract concept of matching. Like you might match me with David B. because we both have very high post counts. No, no, Im not into the gay thing, its just an abstract idea 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/57 "2000-08-22T17:31:20Z")
ok **Handy** and **Robot Arm** , i’m thinking here… The Bionic Poster! ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/58 "2000-08-22T18:34:29Z")
Since this has turned into a dating service…match me up with someone! I’m so very lonely!! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/59 "2000-08-22T22:27:13Z")
Well, Whammo thought that we would be a good match based on our posting styles, and he even asked me to marry him because of that. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056/60 "2000-08-22T22:32:29Z")
Hm…match me up as well. I’m still getting a feel for everyone’s personalities, so I’m afraid I can’t match anyone else up. Or I’d try. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matchmake-the-dopers/30056.md?page=4)