# Math Geeks!  Over Here!  Math Geek Food!  Free!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 26, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301 "2008-02-26T22:39:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/21 "2008-02-27T03:48:16Z")

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God, what a great idea! Get rid of all the fucking pennies, the cockroaches of cash! Ship 'em all to Iraq! Let the movement start here…

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**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/22 "2008-02-27T04:14:09Z")

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**Sunspace,** pennies have been made from zinc since 1982. But you’re a furriner, so I’ll forgive that.

Dang you all for solving the algebra problem first! I deserved credit for it…

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/23 "2008-02-27T04:54:16Z")

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[QUOTE=The Them]  
**Sunspace,** pennies have been made from zinc since 1982. But you’re a furriner, so I’ll forgive that…  
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Ours are plated steel anyways…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/24 "2008-02-27T05:29:22Z")

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This is fun…  
Did you know that if instead of invading Iraq we could have bought off Al Qaeda. We could have just bought them virgins: assuming Al Qaeda has 40,000 members, we could have gotten them 73 virgins apiece (to be competitive) at a cost of $ 100 k each and saved more than 200 Billion dollars. Hell, lets face it, you could probably even get the virgins cheaper (buying in bulk and all) and saved even more! :eek:

(I am so going to hell…)

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/25 "2008-02-27T06:20:36Z")

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I like the way you think.

Can I have the seat next to you on the bus to hell?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/26 "2008-02-27T18:03:37Z")

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Screw the bus seat, I want some o’ them virgins.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/27 "2008-02-27T18:34:09Z")

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This is an interesting discussion and all, but… where’s the math geek food? I was promised math geek food!

[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
Screw the bus seat, I want some o’ them virgins.  
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Are you going to screw the bus seat and sit on the virgins? I think you’re doing something wrong… 😉

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/28 "2008-02-27T18:40:25Z")

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Where’s that Zorn’s Lemon Souvlaki? I want math Greek food!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/29 "2008-02-27T22:37:55Z")

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> Where’s that Zorn’s Lemon Souvlaki? I want math Greek food!

Would you settle for an Axiom of Quiche? It tastes just like it.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/30 "2008-02-28T00:54:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Chronos]  
Would you settle for an Axiom of Quiche? It tastes just like it.  
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Prove it.

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/math-geeks-over-here-math-geek-food-free/439301/31 "2008-02-28T01:29:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
A wall of pennies 180 metres tall…

I love the Dope. 🙂

Do that many pennies exist, or would we have to make a custom order? And how much copper would that take?  
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I’m wondering if there is a new construction trade in the making here…

Lotta superglue and pennies…

Behold my new home…FORT LINCOLN!!!

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