# Matrix eat your heart out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 16, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886 "2003-07-16T14:52:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Raynard\_the\_fox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/87869e/32.png) [@Raynard\_the\_fox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raynard_the_fox)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/1 "2003-07-16T14:52:06Z")

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With these dazzling special effects.  
[ping pong style](http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html)

Not sure if this is a game show or talent show but I thought it was cool.

-Fox

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**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/2 "2003-07-16T15:13:56Z")

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TIGGU-DAGGA-TIGGU-DAGGA-TIGGU-DAGGA-TIGGU-DAGGA-TIGGU-DAGGAAAAA!

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**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/3 "2003-07-16T15:34:11Z")

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I saw that yesterday and thought it was hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/4 "2003-07-16T15:50:14Z")

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That was beautiful. There was some wierd lighting though. It seemed to give the shadows a little more depth 😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/5 "2003-07-16T19:14:31Z")

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About the time the perspective shifted to “top-down”, I decided it was the _best thing ever_.

I posted a link to it yesterday, [**Kabuki Ping Pong - Matrix-style**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=197893), which sank like a stone.

Glad to see it’s not just me.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/6 "2003-07-16T22:37:11Z")

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_“Whoa.”_

I just found an _unbelievable_ video of a more pastoral iteration of the Matrix. (26Mb Mpeg.)

_**[Cow vs I-Know-Kung-Fu](http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/cow.mpeg)**_

There really are no words to describe this. All I can say is, milk came out my nose, and I haven’t drank a glass of milk since the 4th grade.

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/7 "2003-07-16T22:57:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> I just found an _unbelievable_ video of a more pastoral iteration of the Matrix. (26Mb Mpeg.)
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> _**[Cow vs I-Know-Kung-Fu](http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/cow.mpeg)**_

Ha, that’s a clip from [_Kung Pow: Enter the Fist_](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0240468). Although that scene is unique in the film, the film overall is really great. 😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matrix-eat-your-heart-out/188886/8 "2003-07-17T00:05:50Z")

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Ahhh… My eye has reflexively slipped over that title many times in the Video Tabernacle-- perhaps it warrants closer investigation.