# Matt Gaetz being investigated for sex with 17 year old girl (DOJ declines to charge 2023-02-15)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [March 30, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052 "2021-03-30T22:13:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/444 "2021-06-09T14:44:37Z")

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I think it all goes back to this incident: [Pringles: "Sad Device" - 2019 Super Bowl Commercial - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYrXkw6sYk)

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/445 "2021-06-18T15:31:08Z")

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> Sources told ABC News that prosecutors believe a decision about whether or not to bring charges against Gaetz could come as early as July.

> **[As Gaetz investigation ramps up, feds mount sweeping probe into Central...](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/gaetz-investigation-ramps-feds-mount-sweeping-probe-central/story?id=78321551)**
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> The federal probe into sex trafficking allegations involving GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz has engulfed the tight-knit Central Florida political scene, sources tell ABC News.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/446 "2021-06-18T15:52:37Z")

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Thank you for posting that article. The other day I was wondering why there hadn’t been any new news on him or Drumph. Sometimes, I hate how slowly the grist mill grinds.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/447 "2021-06-22T21:34:58Z")

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Polishing his resume…

> **[Newsmax Rejected Matt Gaetz When Congressman 'Reached Out' for a Job](https://www.thewrap.com/newsmax-matt-gaetz-bid-for-job-rejected/)**
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> GOP rep from Florida earlier this year "said he might leave Congress early and was interested in TV work," a network spokesperson tells Reuters

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/448 "2021-06-23T08:20:30Z")

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When you’re too toxic for Newsmax, that’s not a good sign.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/449 "2021-06-23T14:39:17Z")

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Probably rejected due to his request for “lots of cute 16 year old interns”

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/450 "2021-06-23T14:40:49Z")

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I guess they aren’t interested in hiring someone who might need a five-to-twenty leave of absence in the near future.

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**Author:** ![StraightTalk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straighttalk/32/9982_2.png) [@StraightTalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StraightTalk)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/451 "2021-06-24T02:57:54Z")

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Sheesh. Matt Gaetz is such a little dipshit.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/452 "2021-06-24T16:58:57Z")

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Matt Gaetz tweeted and then deleted something to the tune of “If the Democrats want to defund the police, they should start with the FBI.” I’m surprised he had the mental capability to realize that was a bad look for him.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/453 "2021-06-25T09:48:39Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’m surprised he had the mental capability to realize that was a bad look for him.

What makes you think he realized that himself?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/454 "2021-06-25T14:17:40Z")

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Maybe a panicky staffer smacked the cellphone from his hands.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/455 "2021-06-25T14:34:44Z")

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I have it on good authority that isn’t an efficient way to delete tweets.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/456 "2021-06-25T14:58:27Z")

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Matt Gaetz deleting a tweet:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QL5_3JIA0Uw/hqdefault.jpg "Zoolander (9/10) Best Movie Quote - The Computer Scene (2001)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL5_3JIA0Uw)

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/457 "2021-06-27T02:27:01Z")

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There is nothing that Gaetz can tweet or say that will matter one way or the other. He would have been fucked if Bill Barr were still the AG. The feds are not going to let sex crimes against minors go unpunished and I seriously doubt that any conservative AG would waste their political capital on a creep and a putz like Matt Gaetz.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/458 "2021-06-27T02:41:00Z")

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As demonstrated by Mssrs. [Frye and Bueller.](https://tenor.com/tHwF.gif)

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**Author:** ![Tarataratara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tarataratara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarataratara)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/459 "2021-07-14T16:39:17Z")

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Gaetz gave an unsanctioned speech adjacent to CPAC and attempted to give the impression his speech was a CPAC event. [Matt Gaetz allies promoted "official" CPAC speech. Conference officials tell a different story | Salon.com](https://www.salon.com/2021/07/11/matt-gaetz-allies-promoted-official-cpac-speech--conference-officials-tell-a-different-story/)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/460 "2021-07-14T18:19:58Z")

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“CPAC-adjacent.” Heh.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/461 "2021-07-14T20:09:54Z")

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> Look Ahead America also has a history of thumbing its nose at CPAC organizers — in February, the organization promoted and attended white nationalist Nicholas Fuentes’ far-right gathering, [“America First Political Action Conference (AFPAC),”](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nick-fuentes-afpac-cpac/) which was created as a separate, rival conference to CPAC.

I guess it’s for those when CPAC just isn’t Trumpy enough.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/462 "2021-07-14T23:20:44Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> “CPAC-adjacent.” Heh.

His girlfriend was “adult-adjacent” as well.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-being-investigated-for-sex-with-17-year-old-girl-doj-declines-to-charge-2023-02-15/939052/463 "2021-07-14T23:25:15Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> “CPAC-adjacent.” Heh.

When you’re too toxic for CPAC…

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