Matt Gaetz being investigated for sex with 17 year old girl (DOJ declines to charge 2023-02-15)

$10 says that trump just assumed she did porn based on the name.

Trump champagne. Ooo, Mr. Big Spender.

He likely wrote off the champagne as a charitable contribution. Or snuck it back into their bill somehow.

And I bet that champagne from a Trump company tastes like shit, probably super-sweet.

@EinsteinsHund : but, Trump champagne pairs well with hamberders!

Ginger seems a little old for Matt now, don’t you think?

Don’t forget the steaming cup of covfefe to end the night.

Steaming something, in any event.

“I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now grab the bride’s &#@%.”

But she makes a convincing beard so he can continue satisfying his nubilophilia on the DL.

Trump must really hate that guy.

To be fair, Roxanne Luckey is 20, Ginger is 26. That’s not a big age difference… unlike the age difference between Ginger and Matt.

Nah, that’s low class. If you’re fancy, you drink it with a steak that has the texture and consistency of a roofing tile, smothered in ketchup.

Other than hiring the kinds of lawyers you want if you’re about to be nailed as a pedophile, ol’ Matt and his two bagger (it’s mutual, I’m sure) fuck buddy Marjorie Taylor Greene have been railing on our military leadership. After posing for 2022 campaign photos…

… they found another target for their verbal vomit.

I’m a little confused as to where they’re going to find officers superior to the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff for this court martial.

That’s a good point, actually. How would they do that? Now I’m genuinely curious.

Easy. They’d use…

Shit.

That is a very good question. Since a general court martial has to be called by a commanding officer, I guess that would be Biden. The officers on the court could be any officer, duly sworn, I guess.

Secretary Of Defense?

Y’all are way overthinking this. MTG doesn’t have a clue how a court martial works. Her “thought” process here is:

  1. Milley said/did something that reflects negatively on Trump
  2. He’s in the military
  3. Military people who do the wrong thing get court-martialed
  4. He should be court-martialed!

I think she actually said he should be “court marshalled”.