# Matt Gaetz is a Metalunan

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 18, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-is-a-metalunan/1010413 "2024-11-18T20:02:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-is-a-metalunan/1010413/21 "2024-11-20T15:27:28Z")

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Not disputing the forehead, but his eyes, nose and mouth are smaller than average and squinched together in the center of his “face.” You know, you could probably punch his entire face with one fist. Keep us posted.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt-gaetz-is-a-metalunan/1010413/22 "2024-11-20T15:54:35Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Not disputing the forehead, but his eyes, nose and mouth are smaller than average and squinched together in the center of his “face.” You know, you could probably punch his entire face with one fist. Keep us posted.

Like “Littleface” Finny from the old Dick Tracy strips (and the Warren Beatty movie):

> **[Little Face](https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Face)**
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> Leonard “Little Face” Finny (sometimes “Littleface”) was a gangster who operated in Dick Tracy's city. He had a regular adult-sized head with a very small face set in the middle of a large forehead and cheeks. He had blond wavy hair that he wore...

[![](https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Face?file=LittleFace01.jpg) ](https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Face?file=LittleFace01.jpg)

[https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/arrzj6/this\_shit\_cracks\_me\_up\_so\_much\_dick\_tracy\_had\_the/?rdt=34037](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/arrzj6/this_shit_cracks_me_up_so_much_dick_tracy_had_the/?rdt=34037)

Come to think of it, he’s got a high forehead, too. Maybe Matt Gaetz is a relative.

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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSngnPyN1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSngnPyN1s)

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