# Matt\_mcl:  Is there a cause you don't believe in?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 15, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605 "2001-02-15T17:40:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/21 "2001-02-16T16:03:51Z")

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To borrow a phrase, “Great Googly Moogly!” There’s a stark raving mad idealist in our midst with definite “progressive” leaning to the left and all you are concerned about is the type of underwear he wears and whether or not they ride up his butt!

\<leaves muttering\> What has become of this forum… \<and wondering\> Does Matt dress to the right or the left?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/22 "2001-02-16T17:10:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
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> Well Gawddamnit Matt! You just _ruined_ a potentially fascinating discussion by dropping an ugly fact in front of it.  
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Fenris, my boy, when have we ever let facts kept us from debating? Besides, all we know is what Matt claims to wear. I think there’s still room for discussion here.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/23 "2001-02-16T18:45:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Captain Amazing \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
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> > Well Gawddamnit Matt! You just _ruined_ a potentially fascinating discussion by dropping an ugly fact in front of it.  
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> Fenris, my boy, when have we ever let facts kept us from debating? Besides, all we know is what Matt claims to wear. I think there’s still room for discussion here. \*\*

You mean…\<whispers\> [sub]that Matt could have LIED to us?[/sub]

Hmmmm…I think you’re right! I’ll bet it’s part of a massive government disinformation conspiracy to protect the Reverse-Vampires from the Saucer People, who covet Matt’s underpants. I submit that _they’ve_ gotten to Matt and that the true state of his underpants is unknown! Or better! Like Schrodinger’s Cat, Matt’s Undies are in between eigenstates, neither boxers nor briefs until directly observed by a majority of Dopers! Opinions?

Fenris  
(Who’s resisting the urge to do work the “I See London/I See France” poem in somehow)

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/24 "2001-02-16T18:47:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by QuickSilver \*  
> \*\*\<leaves muttering\> What has become of this forum… \<and wondering\> Does Matt dress to the right or the left? \*\*

_checks self_ Today, the left.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/25 "2001-02-16T18:58:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by QuickSilver \*  
> > \*\*\<leaves muttering\> What has become of this forum… \<and wondering\> Does Matt dress to the right or the left? \*\*
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> _checks self_ Today, the left. \*\*

-verifies boxer and dressing info-

Those **are** boxers. Nice ones. It looks like he’s dressed to the left… let me check.

_GASP!_ Sweet mother goddess in OLYMPUS!

(clears throat)

Dressed to the left as previously stated.

(I can die a happy man now.)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/26 "2001-02-16T19:05:57Z")

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Who cares? We’d love him even if he had no blood at all.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matt_mcl-is-there-a-cause-you-dont-believe-in/54605/27 "2001-02-17T04:03:04Z")

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I think that Matt is an awesome, terrific and wonderful person. I know that wasn’t the OP question, but I wanted to say it anyway.

Scotti

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