# Matthew McConaughey as Magnum PI?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 3, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773 "2008-04-03T07:35:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/41 "2008-04-04T19:47:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Stranger On A Train]  
And heck, if you’re going to do that, why not just go all the way and hire Jean-Claude Van Damme to play Magnum.  
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“I think this scene would be a great opportunity to take off my shirt, wear spandex daisy-duke shorts, and practice my splits while yelling ‘Haaaaaahhhh!!!’” 😃

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**Author:** ![AlmondJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@AlmondJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlmondJoy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/42 "2008-04-04T19:49:21Z")

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I think McConaughey is hysterical ( i am not sure if he means to be…) I find him entertaining and I would love to see him as Magnum PI

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/43 "2008-04-04T20:10:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
I think Vince Vaughan would be a good Magnum. he’s got the humor, the quick wit and the bonhomie, but I think he’s also got the ability show some steel, some rage, some _violence_ when he has to. I don’t know how he’d look with the moustache, though.  
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Yanno, that is an awesome suggestion.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/44 "2008-04-04T20:29:22Z")

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It’s strange because if it’s a serious movie I don’t see why they can’t just stick with Selleck and set it in present times.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/45 "2008-04-04T20:30:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
I think Vince Vaughan would be a good Magnum. … I don’t know how he’d look with the moustache, though.  
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“Magnum P.I. - Porn Incorporated”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/46 "2008-04-04T22:20:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Cubsfan]  
It’s strange because if it’s a serious movie I don’t see why they can’t just stick with Selleck and set it in present times.  
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I keep telling you, he’s 73 years old and he’s _dead!_

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/47 "2008-04-05T04:08:18Z")

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[It gets worse . . .](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00006798.html)

“According to Teletext UK, the writer and director for the flick, Rawson Marshall Thurber, has enlisted Matthew McConaughey as his top choice to play the title character with Steve Zahn, William H. Macy, and Tyrese Gibson rounding out the supporting cast to play Rick, T.C., and Higgins, respectively.”

Zahn I have no opinion about, but much as I love Macy, I can’t see Higgins in him, unless they rewrite the role.

As for Thurber, he’s got little apart from writing “Dodgeball,” and according to the IMDB, considers the best comedy ever made to be “Ghostbusters.” Make of that what you will.

I’ll probably pass on this one.

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/48 "2008-04-05T04:20:44Z")

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[QUOTE=pesch]  
“According to Teletext UK, the writer and director for the flick, Rawson Marshall Thurber, has enlisted Matthew McConaughey as his top choice to play the title character with Steve Zahn, William H. Macy, and Tyrese Gibson rounding out the supporting cast to play Rick, T.C., and Higgins, respectively.”  
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I don’t think he knows what the word “respectively” means.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/49 "2008-04-05T04:25:29Z")

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I think Steve Zahn is a very good choice for Rick, Gibson is passable for TC, but I really can’t see Macy as Higgins.

David Strathairn would be excellent as Higgins.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/50 "2008-04-05T04:28:46Z")

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[QUOTE=pesch]  
[It gets worse . . .](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00006798.html) …As for Thurber, he’s got little apart from writing “Dodgeball,” and according to the IMDB, considers the best comedy ever made to be “Ghostbusters.” Make of that what you will…  
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Everybody knows the best comedy ever made was _Ghost Busters II_! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-as-magnum-pi/443773/51 "2008-04-05T18:24:42Z")

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> Too young, too lightweight.

On the youth issue, Affleck is 35 - the same age Selleck was when he took the role. His weight class is obviously a matter of opinion. Personally, I don’t see Thomas Magnum as being a role that requires more gravitas than Affleck could give.

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