# Matthew McConaughey Hosts Bingo **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 7, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-hosts-bingo/851307 "2020-04-07T21:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-hosts-bingo/851307/1 "2020-04-07T21:48:48Z")
It’s good to see him interacting with people, even if it’s over Zoom, instead of slinking off to practice Masse shots by himself, or jogging alone in the woods, or pretending he’s Opie while ice fishing alone. I was afraid that he’d fall through the thin ice, and they wouldn’t find his body until spring, not far from his rear-hatch-opened car with its battery drained. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-hosts-bingo/851307/2 "2020-04-08T14:22:03Z")
never mind, answered my own question. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/matthew-mcconaughey-hosts-bingo/851307/3 "2020-04-08T14:52:42Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I was afraid that he’d fall through the thin ice, and they wouldn’t find his body until spring, not far from his rear-hatch-opened car with its battery drained. At least the smelly git would get a bath out of the deal.