# Max Carnage you F\*\*\*! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407 "2003-02-20T21:47:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/1 "2003-02-20T21:47:30Z")
Ask and you shall receive…Let’s try to pit everyone this week! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/2 "2003-02-20T21:52:48Z")
**Diku** , you are a idiotic scumbag! Next? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/3 "2003-02-20T22:07:04Z")
**Hamlet** , you stole the girl of my dreams you… you… you horribly nice person! ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/4 "2003-02-20T22:08:35Z")
**lieu** , reading your fart stories made me laugh so hard I farted! You bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/5 "2003-02-20T22:10:56Z")
**Zanshin** your timing and foot-work is atrocious. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/6 "2003-02-20T22:14:18Z")
**Bippy** , I cannot strick a match on your baby-smooth skin. En garde! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/7 "2003-02-20T22:17:33Z")
**Biggirl** , your location is vague. _Vauge_, I say! ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/8 "2003-02-20T22:17:46Z")
**Biggirl** , you’re not nearly as big as you think you are. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/9 "2003-02-20T22:17:53Z")
**Biggirl** … …nah, I don’t think I want to piss her off. Ahem. Okay, I’ll suck it up. **Biggirl** , you made me shoot water through my nose! Dammit, I’m picturing you in a fencing suit! I laugh, then I cry, as water fills my sinuses. You bitch! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/10 "2003-02-20T22:18:55Z")
Goddamn it **Ol’Gaffer**! You and your Rocky Mountain [er, Sierra] high self snuck in there! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/11 "2003-02-20T22:18:59Z")
No comments on my typing. I’m sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/12 "2003-02-20T22:21:35Z")
**Pravnik** you idiot! It’s tap circle circle step tap step, not circle tap tap circle step tap. Fucking no talent hack. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/13 "2003-02-20T22:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scout1222 \* > \*\*Goddamn it **Ol’Gaffer**! You and your Rocky Mountain [er, Sierra] high self snuck in there! \*\* San Diego huh? Well, everyone know that the only things that come out of San Diego are tall, good-looking surfer boys and bikini models. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/14 "2003-02-20T22:24:56Z")
Monsemse. I am a pefectly good tapist and an accomplished type dyncer. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/15 "2003-02-21T00:32:58Z")
**Pravnik** , I glare vaguely in your direction, you bastard. grr. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/16 "2003-02-21T00:47:08Z")
**MachineHead** , please be more gentle during oral sex. Your SO would like you to be more of a GoodHead. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/17 "2003-02-21T00:52:00Z")
I find **Zenster’s** posts to be excessively underpresent. You just know he’s sitting somewhere, sucking down a jar of Miracle Whip, leaving us to cook for ourselves…I haven’t eaten in _months_. Bamn the datrastard. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/18 "2003-02-21T00:52:02Z")
What am I fucking invisible? Fuck you all. Thrice. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/19 "2003-02-21T00:52:21Z")
You’re all jerks, and I’m tired of dealing with the entire lot of you. And I’m tired of these weak-assed “I was just kidding” Pit threads too. And I don’t like broccoli as much as I did when I was a kid. It gives me heartbun and gas. And I don’t like **Coldfire** , **UncleBeer** , or **CajunMan** just because they’re the moderators in MPSIMS, just because I’m feeling cranky today, because I had to sit through some completely useless “mandatory training,” which consisted of some boring guy telling me stuff that I already knew. And I don’t like **BigGirl** just because she’s all big and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/20 "2003-02-21T00:54:38Z")
Hey **Exgineer** , I bet you couldn’t do statics if your life depended on it! Engineer, indeed… [/lame engineer insult] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407.md?page=2)