# Max Carnage you F\*\*\*! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407 "2003-02-20T21:47:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/21 "2003-02-21T00:58:11Z")
**Exgineer** , my broccoli called you a stinky farthead. I just thought you should know that. Oh yeah, and your shoes are tied funny. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/22 "2003-02-21T01:02:39Z")
**Q.E.D.** Everybody knows QED stands for Quite Easily Done not that Latin mubo-jumbo in your sig. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/23 "2003-02-21T01:07:57Z")
**Bippy** , you really should have a beard, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/24 "2003-02-21T01:12:18Z")
**World Eater** , take the fucking hint already! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/25 "2003-02-21T01:25:07Z")
**Khadro** what the fuck kind of nic is that? Sydney…SYDNEY FUCKING AUSTRALIA? Home of vegemite, sickeningly cute koalas…and crappy beer! And your bathwater runs down the drain in the wrong direction, ya dipshit!! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/26 "2003-02-21T01:30:29Z")
Oh, _Australia_ has crappy beer, eh? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/27 "2003-02-21T01:38:17Z")
And I hate **Coldfire** even more because he’s trying to insult American beer. MICROBREWS, jerkface. And I hate **Super Gnat** because she’s an accountant and likes R.L. Asprin, and **Q.E.D.** because he likes broccoli for some strange reason. And I hate everybody else for no reason at all. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/28 "2003-02-21T01:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Khadro \* > \*\ ***World Eater** , take the fucking hint already! > 🙂 \*\* Nice driveby loser! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/29 "2003-02-21T01:45:48Z")
Well I hate **Coldfire** because fire isn’t cold, it’s Hot goddamnit. **Exgineer** for once in his life having liked broccoli. **Biggirl** for being over 300 feet tall. **Bippy** for being so bored at work that he posted too much crap today. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/30 "2003-02-21T02:00:32Z")
Aw hell **Bippy** …kiss my sweet… wait for it… BIPPY! (Only we former Laugh-In watchers will get that. ) And fuck you all…lame ass fucksnots…one and all. ALL OF YA, I say. Like I don’t have shit to do around here but have disdain. Well…actually… ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/31 "2003-02-21T02:11:44Z")
I hate **Bippy** because, uhm… well, there was that time when he did… this thing, that , ya’ know, really pissed me off… Ya’ know, that _thing_ that he did. Aw, never mind. But I still hate **Biggirl** for being big. And stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/32 "2003-02-21T02:19:54Z")
Oh yeah…come to think of it, **Exgineer** you can just lay off with your intelligent threads making me…I mean, the rest of us look like total asswipes. Just cut the bullshit, m’kay? I hate **biggirl** only because she can whip my ass and not think twice about it. I flip her off mentally because I have no desire to have her actually see me do it. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/33 "2003-02-21T02:20:18Z")
Goddammit, **Exgineer** , how many fuckin’ times are you gonna post to this goddamn thread, you selfish bastard? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/34 "2003-02-21T02:20:59Z")
_runs by, tossing broccoli spears at **Exgineer** _ Die, you pustulent broccoli-hater, die! ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/35 "2003-02-21T02:48:18Z")
All righty then. Evidently, I have to take some children to school. **SilkyThreat** seems to belive that I have posted some “intelligent threads.” In rebuttal, I challenge the beforenamed poster to provide a citation to _one_ intelligent post I’ve made. Failing that, this poster is invited to provide a citation to a thread that I have started that developed any “intellectual” disussion. Never happened, because I am a dumbass. I hate **Q.E.D.** , just because he decided to throw broccoli at me with no real provocation. I hate **zweisamkeit** , because he doesn’t like me because I posted in this thread too often. All of you are cordially invited to bite me. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/36 "2003-02-21T03:07:22Z")
Hey, fine with me, big boy…and I’m really slow at hiding the threads in sentences so here they are: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150774](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150774) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110865](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110865) And I was too goddamn lazy to hunt for the posts I thought were insightful to me…I mean the other brainclots on the board (not necessarily threads started by you, so STFU) so just shaddup. And btw…fuck ya…know it all toadslurper. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/37 "2003-02-21T03:23:02Z")
Well, that’s just two lousy stinkin’ threads. One was a dumbassed rant, and the other was an aborted atempt at a literary discussion, in which I’m not qualified to participate in the first place. They BOTH SUCKED. Why, you may ask? BECAUSE I’M A MORON. That’s why. And I don’t know nothin’. There it is. We’re supposed to be slagging **Max Carnage** anyhow, I think, so stop looking at me. I’m nothing, really. I’m beneath your notice. Also, I hate everybody. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/38 "2003-02-21T03:28:31Z")
You only asked for **one** and I told ya I was too lazy to find the posts I thought you were dead-on about. Bite me. And yeah…everybody else here can bite me, too…God knows there’s plenty here to bite. sub just shut up and leave me a alone, you fucking vultures[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/39 "2003-02-21T03:31:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Oh, _Australia_ has crappy beer, eh? 😛 \*\* This from a person from the land of Heineken? ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/40 "2003-02-21T03:40:45Z")
Alright **Exgineer** I didn’t create this damn thread so that you could sit here and monopolize it! If I wanted that, I would’ve created a Exgineer, you F\*\*\* thread. Hey, that’s an idea… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407.md?page=3)