# Max Carnage you F\*\*\*! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407 "2003-02-20T21:47:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/61 "2003-02-21T22:19:57Z")
Fuck you and your shitty coding. You even previewed, to show us what a dipshit you are. [sub]I think after all the pit threads this week, my flaming button is broke or somethin…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/62 "2003-02-21T22:43:34Z")
Darn all those dopers with silly names like **iampunha** , **carrot** , **Super Gnat** , and **Bip** … wait no ummmm, just carry on will you. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/63 "2003-02-21T22:45:02Z")
If anyone mentions my coding I’ll sulk … ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/64 "2003-02-21T22:48:23Z")
I throw broccoli at your pitiful coding, **Bippy**. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/65 "2003-02-21T23:50:52Z")
:)… ;)… :dubious:… :(… :mad:… ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/66 "2003-02-22T00:10:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*I’m an accountant now? What the… \*\* See, I proved my own point. You said “statics” and I saw “statistics,” because I’m a generally slow dumbass. Then, I extrapolated “accountant” from “statistics,” compunding my error, because while I know that statistical analysis is an incredibly valuable tool in engineering, I tend to associate statistics with accountants, because they can’t seem to shut up about the damned things. I believe that this case thoroughly discredits **SilkyThreat** ’s assertion that I am “intelligent.” I’m quite obviously a dumbass. I hereby apologize to **Super Gnat** for even suggesting that she might be as low on the food chain as an accountant, who, as we all know, is the lowest form of life on Earth. Again, I’m a dumbass. But, I’m actually quite good at statics. Dang. I think I just Pitted myself. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/67 "2003-02-22T05:25:39Z")
I run screaming naked onto the SDMB stage except for a pair of blaze orange shorts, glistening with baby oil rubbed into my succulent flesh. I roll around on the floor screaming "I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Always reliable and on time like a throbbing meat clock Q.E.D. throws spoiled fruit and cabbages at my head. Iampunha taunts me by throwing his huge, luxuriant mane this way and that shouting, “Remember that astro? It’s hair!” Stunned by the pure, incandescent love I break into a flood of a salty, sweet tears and rise to my feet singing sea shanties and dancing a merry jig. The joy cascades through me as I dance, dance, dance for life itself. Flashing, rainbow hued images of every member of the SDMB falling into stygian pit the suffuses my consciousness as the annoying little man in the orange question blazer screams “Government Money! Yours for the taking! Get paid to masturbate!” If everyone is pitted then no one is pitted. Pitted dates, sweet and nourishing from date palm. Palmolive, you’re soaking in it! Marge is the anti-Christ! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/68 "2003-02-22T05:28:54Z")
Whoa, **astro** dude…chill off the LSD for bit. [sub]OK, that was the funniest thing I’ve read on the SDMB in a looooong time. Shut up.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/69 "2003-02-22T09:08:10Z")
After reading this thread, there’s only one thing I can say: you’re all too bizarre, really. and if anyone DARES make a comment on my username and the word “flaming,” I swear I shall come back to haunt you… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/70 "2003-02-22T09:24:08Z")
Goddam **Astro** being funnier than I could be in a million years! I hiss and arch my back and claw at you! All of you! You’ve gotten my inner alley cat going! I post in annoying formats at you! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/71 "2003-02-22T20:05:25Z")
you know, I haven’t seen anything from **broccoli!** in a long time. . .did he finally figure out how to feed, dress, and maybe even open a door for himself? IS HE RUNNING LOOSE IN THE WORLD?!?! btw, this is the best thread I’ve read in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/72 "2003-02-22T20:08:29Z")
and **Ex** , you should go take a breather or something because we need to have enough insulting for everybody, so you shouldn’t hog it all for yourself. Some of us lowlier, unstatistical people are getting offended. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/73 "2003-02-22T23:58:39Z")
Bite me, punk. I may be an attention whore, but I’m a drop dead sexy attention whore. Get over to the lurker thread in MPSIMS if you’re feeling left out, and leave the random flaming in here to the loudmouthed idiots like me. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/74 "2003-02-23T00:04:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*and if anyone DARES make a comment on my username and the word “flaming,” I swear I shall come back to haunt you… > > F\_X \*\* Haunt this, you flaming attention whore! Or is that a hamster flambe? Whatever it is, it burns me up. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/75 "2003-02-23T04:53:27Z")
Well, go do your burning somewhere else, **Q.E.D.** This hamsterette has had quite enough of it, and therefore condemns you to live a very lonely life in hell. Yes, there are a lot of people in hell, but I’m sure arrangements can be made wherein you have to live in solitary there forevermore. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/76 "2003-02-23T05:28:14Z")
Now, **that’s** a flame! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/77 "2003-02-23T07:36:53Z")
Who’s that long-winded smartassed broad, again? Oh, yeah, now I remember. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/78 "2003-02-26T02:03:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*Now I’m getting all confused. … **lieu** ’s gone lagomorph. > > Weird. \*\* You say that like it’s a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/79 "2003-02-26T02:16:41Z")
Damn, I was hoping I would get it twice by posting twice. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to aspire for greater dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407/80 "2003-02-27T01:04:46Z")
\*Bippy, wearing Boddice short dress and black fish-net stockings \* “Hello Darlin, want a good time?” _Smiling a smile missing three teeth and 20 years of orthodonty._ “eeer, I avn’t got the pox, y’know, and I wash meeself every year on mi burthday” _this poor creature, this attention seeking whore, shuffles towards a group of likely prospects_ “Come here and feel mi pit, I’ll do SDMB if ya pays double” _the prospects, sickened by the grotesque shambling towards them, quickly exit the schene_ _The tired and ugly old tart sits down and begins to sing_ “Midnight - not a post from the Straight Dope,” “Has the moon lost her memory,” “She is smiling alone.” … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/max-carnage-you-f/156407.md?page=5)