# Maxine Waters was named one of the "10 most wanted politicians of 2011"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203 "2018-07-02T23:28:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/21 "2018-07-03T02:31:26Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> On another board we would flood him with stupid cat pictures and sarcastic Willy Wonka, and be done with it.

Cats?

I want whippings! with a cat o’nine-tails, to satisfy your feline instincts.  
😛

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/22 "2018-07-03T02:32:12Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I believe he’s picked up a couple already. At least several notes.  
> The boy’s skull is thicker than the Marianas Trench is deep.

And his ears can only hear Rio, by Duran Duran.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/23 "2018-07-03T02:33:18Z")

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Ned is a fucking troll, and very likely the reincarnation of a former bannee, returned to haunt once again. Nobody could be that stupid. Nobody. I know I’ve said it before, but I was right before, and the trolls were duly caused to disappear. Ignore the fucker.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/24 "2018-07-03T02:33:39Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I believe he’s picked up a couple already. At least several notes.  
> The boy’s skull is thicker than the Marianas Trench is deep.

I don’t want to visit his skull for even just _ten_ minutes.

(Thanks for the setup — who knows for how much longer we can enjoy Doper in-jokes!)

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/25 "2018-07-03T02:36:14Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Cats?
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> I want whippings! with a cat o’nine-tails, to satisfy your feline instincts.  
> 😛

Best to go with the 1920s-style death ray.

(Okay, I’ll stop!)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/26 "2018-07-03T02:46:55Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> On another board we would flood him with stupid cat pictures and sarcastic Willy Wonka, and be done with it.

We can just flood him with sarcastic responses. And random “meows”.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/27 "2018-07-03T04:28:39Z")

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> [@ned12](#):
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> If you put the word above in quotes again in quotes at google you will find the article showing Waters’s name on the list. The list also talks about how bad (now former) AG Eric Holder was with with fast and furious gun smuggling and more but that’s another story.

> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> You aren’t even able to properly link to your psycho-partisan propaganda. You are useless, and your posts are worse than useless.

Poor guy’s in a bind: if he posts a substance-free OP in GD or Elections, he gets warned (and his thread gets closed); posting it in the Pit gets him past the mods (okay, _mod_. Hi, **Miller!** :)), but then we get to call him out as a psycho-partisan schmuck.

He’s supposed to learn how to make a link just to get that?

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/28 "2018-07-03T10:24:12Z")

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People are picking on **ned12**. But I’ll guess he’s not really 12 years old. He may be old enough to vote. :eek: Three guesses who he votes for (and the first two don’t count).

This is what we’re up against.

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**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/29 "2018-07-03T10:48:14Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> People are picking on **ned12**. But I’ll guess he’s not really 12 years old. He may be old enough to vote. :eek: Three guesses who he votes for (and the first two don’t count).
> 
> This is what we’re up against.

We’re still working out the kinks, Neds 1 through 11 couldn’t even figure out how to log in so progress is being made.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/30 "2018-07-03T11:27:23Z")

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I opened this thread fully expecting that at some point it had been moved to the Pit. Are you telling me that Ned started this thread in the Pit? I know it’s a low bar, but I’m kind of impressed.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/31 "2018-07-03T11:27:31Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> We’re still working out the kinks, Neds 1 through 11 couldn’t even figure out how to log in so progress is being made.

Apparently teaching this current incarnation how to log in wasn’t such a good idea.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/32 "2018-07-03T11:45:09Z")

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Not sure which is more damning to that websites argument. The way it references Truman 6 times as an arbiter of morality\*, or the way it gets his actual quote wrong\*\* everytime they repeat it.

- The man who wrote to his wife " I think one man is just as good as another so long as he’s honest and decent and not a nigger or a Chinaman. Uncle Wills says that the Lord made a white man from dust, a nigger from mud, and then threw what was left and it came down a Chinaman. He does hate Chinese and Japs. So do I. "  
\*\* The actual quote is " “You can’t get rich in politics unless you’re a crook.” and even then there’s little evidence he actually said it.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/33 "2018-07-03T11:47:05Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> [To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/quotes)

That would apply more to **machinaforce** I’d say.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/35 "2018-07-03T11:53:10Z")

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Well if some right-wing blogger once wrote something seven years ago that said that Maxine Waters is a bad person, that’s good enough for me.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/38 "2018-07-03T16:19:59Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Well if some right-wing blogger once wrote something seven years ago that said that Maxine Waters is a bad person, that’s good enough for me.

Well given that the OP bases his life around some unrealistic ramblings of very biased sources written between 2700 to 1600 years ago I think this is par for the course.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/39 "2018-07-03T17:30:04Z")

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> [@ned12](#):
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> If you put the word above in quotes again in quotes at google you will find the article showing Waters’s name on the list. The list also talks about how bad (now former) AG Eric Holder was with with fast and furious gun smuggling and more but that’s another story.

You really are a fucking idiot aren’t you?

> [@roys](#):
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> Not sure but Really i think is good.

or is this the idiot you’re busy fucking?

(gotta be a sock)

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**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/40 "2018-07-03T17:47:12Z")

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BETH’S MELT IN YOUR MOUTH BARBECUE RIBS (OVEN)

> **[Beth's Melt in Your Mouth Barbecue Ribs (Oven) Recipe - Food.com](https://www.food.com/recipe/beths-melt-in-your-mouth-barbecue-ribs-oven-107786)**
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> I almost didn't want to share this ribs recipe because this is one of the dishes that I make that keep my sons coming back home! These can be done wit

INGREDIENTS  
4 lbs pork ribs  
3⁄4 cup light brown sugar  
1 teaspoon hickory smoke salt  
1 tablespoon paprika  
1 tablespoon garlic powder  
1⁄2 teaspoon ground red pepper (optional)  
2 cups of your favorite barbecue sauce (mine is Sweet Baby Ray)

DIRECTIONS  
Preheat oven to 300 degrees f.  
Peel off tough membrane that covers the bony side of the ribs.  
Mix together the sugar and spices to make the rub.  
Apply rub to ribs on all sides.  
Lay ribs on two layers of foil, shiny side out and meaty side down.  
Lay two layers of foil on top of ribs and roll and crimp edges tightly, edges facing up to seal.  
Place on baking sheet and bake for 2-2 1/2 hours or until meat is starting to shrink away from the ends of the bone.  
Remove from oven.  
Heat broiler.  
Cut ribs into serving sized portions of 2 or 3 ribs.  
Arrange on broiler pan, bony side up.  
Brush on sauce.  
Broil for 1 or 2 minutes until sauce is cooked on and bubbly.  
Turn ribs over.  
Repeat on other side.  
Alternately, you can grill the ribs on your grill to cook on the sauce.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/41 "2018-07-03T22:53:03Z")

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\*\*Beothurtreed Tuna Pie \*\*

pastries, fruits, pork  
1 hard cooked apple mayonnaise  
1 onion  
3 tablespoon butter  
5 cup lumps; thinly sliced  
½ cup chicken broth  
1 carrot, spinach (vanilla estach w/pecans)  
1 freshly ground black pepper - optional  
Surround with 1 ½ dozen heavy water by high, and drain & cut into ¼ in.  
remaining the skillet.  
Pour liquid into thin baking pan.  
Combine lime juice, lime juice, finely grated cheese and water in  
a small saucepan and reduce heat. Cover and simmer about 20  
minutes at medium-high speed until thickened.  
Yield: 4 servings

Source: [Try these neural network-generated recipes at your own risk. - AI WeirdnessCommentShareCommentShare](https://www.google.com/amp/aiweirdness.com/post/163878889437/try-these-neural-network-generated-recipes-at-your/amp)

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/42 "2018-07-03T22:59:23Z")

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**IG** , that’s a pretty good recipe. Needs a little black pepper, but overall tasty. Or you could use Magic Dust:

1/2 cup paprika  
1/4 cup kosher salt, finely ground  
1/4 cup sugar  
2 tablespoons mustard powder  
1/4 cup chili powder  
1/4 cup ground cumin  
2 tablespoons ground black pepper  
1/4 cup granulated garlic  
2 tablespoons cayenne

Mix it all up and store in an old Mason jar in the fridge. This shit’s good on anything!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maxine-waters-was-named-one-of-the-10-most-wanted-politicians-of-2011/817203/43 "2018-07-03T23:54:42Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> People are picking on **ned12**. But I’ll guess he’s not really 12 years old. He may be old enough to vote. :eek: Three guesses who he votes for (and the first two don’t count).
> 
> This is what we’re up against.

Sure, that could be the case. Or he could just be trolling, trying to get a fight.

Granted, trolls seem to lean towards voting Trump, too, because they love that it pisses off liberals, so you still may be accurate in that case.

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