# May God have mercy ... Because we don't ... (USA)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500 "2004-03-10T16:07:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/21 "2004-03-11T07:19:02Z")

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> [@gouda](#):
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> Fast, furious and Slimy?

FFS = For Fuck’s Sake, if I’m not mistaken.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/22 "2004-03-11T07:54:38Z")

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> You have to admit that the “May God Have Mercy” logo would look kinda silly on a Mini-Cooper.

I want one for my Cabrio.

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**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/23 "2004-03-11T08:42:11Z")

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I wouldn’t worry too much about it. These are the same people who cry foul when they’re treated ruthlessly.

“Show them no mercy for they will show you none.” It’s understandable, but it works both ways, yanno?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/24 "2004-03-11T15:52:16Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> > [@Merkwurdigliebe](#):
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> > OMGWTFBBQ
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> Oh My God What The Fuck Barbecue?

[hijack]  
I could see someone holding one of these:

“Come one, come all, to the Neighborhood OMGWTFBBQ! BTW, FYI, it’s BYOB! LOL. Bring the kiddies.”

[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/25 "2004-03-11T15:54:44Z")

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> [@BF](#):
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> Bingo! My thoughts exactly… jeez, kinda pathetic, now that I think about it…

Yay, I’m not the only one who thought of that! Come on, my friend! Let’s go geek out together!

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/26 "2004-03-11T16:35:50Z")

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May God have a Mercedes?

His friend all drive Porsches, apparently.

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**Author:** ![BF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5ac83/32.png) [@BF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BF)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/27 "2004-03-12T01:22:32Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Yay, I’m not the only one who thought of that! Come on, my friend! Let’s go geek out together!

As geeky as we wanna be… (oh, from one geek to another, it’s spelled Trau_t_man, not Traupman). 😃

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/28 "2004-03-12T05:25:12Z")

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I’ve recently seen some wonderful slogans on the back of some large trucks like, _Straight hatin’ in your face_ and _Come and get it, bitch… I drive a Ford_.

Ok, someone explain this to me. I’m not a truck owner and I guess that keeps me out of this wonderful (sarcasm) club that seems to be going on with owning a large truck. Is it now the “in” thing to do to put hateful slogans on the rear window of a large vehicle? What a great way to keep unity among humans, how’s that for the “brotherhood of man”.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-god-have-mercy-because-we-dont-usa/233500/29 "2004-03-12T05:32:28Z")

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Sorry for my hijack, I’ll go away now.

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