# May I have a Trunk Monkey?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-a-trunk-monkey/158157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-a-trunk-monkey/158157 "2003-02-28T16:31:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-a-trunk-monkey/158157/1 "2003-02-28T16:31:38Z")

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Good lord I needs me one of [these](http://www.twodorks.com/media/SuburbanTrunkmonkeyAd.mpeg)!!

Who needs a damn monkey butler when you have a Trunk Monkey!!

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-a-trunk-monkey/158157/2 "2003-02-28T16:50:05Z")

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It’s all good and fine until the monkey refuses to get back in the trunk.

Haven’t we learned anything from **Planet of the Apes**?

(funny commercial, by the way)