# May I have your attention please? I would like to introduce a friend of mine... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450 "2000-07-30T16:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/1 "2000-07-30T16:35:00Z")
Okay, I just got another one of my friends to join the SDMB. Both myself and Hypergirl know her. Her sn is DigitalMuse. Please make her feel welcome, and don’t tell her about the goat felchers yet. I think I’d like to corrupt her with that information first. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/2 "2000-07-30T16:37:53Z")
Welcome to the board digital! Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/3 "2000-07-30T16:39:06Z")
I guess squicking is out of the question…? (grinning, ducking and running) ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/4 "2000-07-30T16:40:40Z")
Hi Digi, welcome aboard. any friend of Ssskugi is… well… Any friend of Hypergirl… well do not know her well either. aw Hell, welcome to SDMB. Osip ---
**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/5 "2000-07-30T16:40:52Z")
Welcome, DigitalMuse (very cool name, btw). ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/6 "2000-07-30T16:45:03Z")
thanks guys for responding. after only one person offering any help with hypergirl’s suggestive narrative thing [[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32538](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32538) ], I suposed that I might not get a reply on this one. hypergirl still needs some help with the plot on the story though. Not to take away from DigitalMuse’s introduction, but, you know. ---
**Author:** ![7\_of\_7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/3bc359/32.png) [@7\_of\_7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_of_7)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/7 "2000-07-30T16:48:47Z")
hi ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/8 "2000-07-30T18:18:06Z")
Hmm, can you help me with some inspiration? I haven’t written in months! 😉 Welcome DigitalMuse! ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/9 "2000-07-30T20:18:47Z")
[sup][Evil Ming the Merciless voice][/sup] Ahhhhh!, more kindling for the fire… Welcome! Welcome **DigitalMuse** to our ever so humble world of Doperville. [sub][/Evil Ming the Merciless voice][/sub] I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine. Any friend of **ssskuggiii** s is a… well er… friend of ssskuggiiis. And wise for it indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/10 "2000-07-30T21:32:26Z")
mmmm…a muse… Welcome to the board! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/11 "2000-07-30T23:45:52Z")
Please allow me to introduce myself… * * * Yer pal, Satan _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Three months, three weeks, 21 hours, 42 minutes and 3 seconds. 4516 cigarettes not smoked, saving $564.52. Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 16 hours, 20 minutes._ Vist the [The Fabulous Forums of Fathom](http://fff.fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/12 "2000-07-31T00:35:26Z")
Where is Digi person, anyway? For all this fanfare I have yet to see a post. ---
**Author:** ![BarnStormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@BarnStormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStormer)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/13 "2000-07-31T00:35:33Z")
Any friend of yours is allright with me. DigitalMuse, happy to see you here! (You might urge ssskuggiii to get help for the studder. They have wonderful new treatments, I hear.) ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/14 "2000-07-31T01:41:34Z")
hi. I am the infamous DigitalMuse that ssskuggiii has told yall about. I dont bite and hopefully yall won’t hate me for being a poor innocent lil girl:) Don’t know what else to say so I’ll be quiet now. {Begins musing} ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/15 "2000-07-31T03:30:40Z")
DigitalMuse, we require three things: 1. Pictures (naked for BratMan) 2. an AIM account so I can begin flirting with/stalking you. 3. a first name. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/16 "2000-07-31T03:33:59Z")
Howdy, Digi! Nice to see you on the board! I see that you have a Jars of Clay quote on your sig line. Cool! I like Jars of Clay, too. Methinks we might get along. :^) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/17 "2000-07-31T03:37:31Z")
welcome to the boards, miss muse. dont let tasha corrupt you too much. not that eating lunch with us every day hasnt already done that. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/18 "2000-07-31T03:51:36Z")
Good to meet you Muse, I’m the resident freak. Unfortunately, we don’t have a newbie examining room anymore, but I’m sure I could be persuaded to cover you. ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/19 "2000-07-31T03:56:58Z")
As some other newbie, let me welcome you aboard. So, ummmm… uhhhhh… errrrr… welcome aboard. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450/20 "2000-07-31T04:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*DigitalMuse, we require three things: > > 1. Pictures (naked for BratMan) > > 2. an AIM account so I can begin flirting with/stalking you. > > 3. a first name. \*\* Oh, no. All you guys are gonna scare her. 😛 Please, be gentle, and I haven’t told her about felching and squicking, etc. because I am not sure how she’d react and if she’d continue to be my friend after that tidbit of info. Don’t hurt my poor Lauren. She’s precious, and I don’t want any harm done to my friends… except maybe a little to Jessica from me because she needs a good walloping after her escapade in the pit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-i-have-your-attention-please-i-would-like-to-introduce-a-friend-of-mine/27450.md?page=2)