# May Rabid Squirrels Climb Up this Man's Ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435 "2003-05-25T18:44:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/101 "2003-05-30T14:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Since this seems to be The Thread That Will Not Die[sup]©[/sup], I’m going to present one single piece of evidence as to why it is so easy to believe the hag across the street is precisely that. > > Today, there was an envelope tucked into the driver’s side window of my car. Inside was a beautiful card, complete with color image of a Louis Comfort Tiffany stained glass window (one of my favorite artistic mediums). The card read:[ul]Chris, > > Thanks so much for all the great food and thoughts in my time of loss. One day at a time. > > [signature][/ul] > > After a decade of leaving her nieces Easter Baskets and Christmas stockings, the hag cannot bring herself to ever thank me in person or even just leave some sort of note. It is a minuscule jump to think this harpy might also neglect to express condolences to her newly widowed neighbor. > > The widow did leave a note. > > This speaks volumes to me. > \*\* Oh… Kay. Did she cut down your trees, too? ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/102 "2003-05-30T14:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by A Monkey With a Gun \* > **"may rapid _bats_ crawl up this man’s ass".** No, no, no. The whole idea is to make the pleasure last!😉 One would think a **Monkey With a Gun** would know… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/103 "2003-05-30T18:31:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > Since this seems to be The Thread That Will Not Die[sup]©[/sup], I’m going to present one single piece of evidence as to why it is so easy to believe the hag across the street is precisely that. I find myself unable to refute your flawless argument. I concede. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/104 "2003-05-30T19:56:40Z")
I apologize for the recent mispost folks. The slow boards and use of multiple browsers managed to cause this mare’s nest. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/105 "2003-05-30T20:25:19Z")
I thinks it’s strange that in a state that allows the logging of giant redwoods would give a toss about a few oak trees. Oh…that’s right, it’s California:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/106 "2003-06-01T03:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Finagle \* > \*\*(BTW, I see you live in Silicon Valley. Which means you’re probably living on ex-orchard lands. Sleep well.) \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Hey, **asshole** , I live in one of the oldest areas of San Jose that has always been houses. These homes were in place during the same period that big orchards were planted around here. Besides “orchards” have nothing to do with this particular crime. Kaddis cut down wild oaks that were growing naturally. > > \*\* So let me see if I have this straight. Your house has always been there? What the Earth cooled and your house appeared? Did you have much trouble fixing the sabre tooth cats claw marks in the stucco? When Father Serra arrived in San Jose to found the mission did he stay in your house? :wally What do you think was on the land where your house sits before it was built? Natural grass and quite possibility trees. You (and the County of Ventura) fit the classic definition the difference between a developer and an environmentalist? A developer wants to buy land in the forrest to build a house. An environmentalists allready has a house in the forrest. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435/107 "2003-06-01T14:29:07Z")
Actually, Father Serra built my house and I handed him the nails. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-rabid-squirrels-climb-up-this-mans-ass/177435.md?page=5)