# May the 100 Arms of Shiva Reach up Your Ass, Hemant Lakhani

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 14, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077 "2003-08-14T03:58:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077/81 "2003-08-16T20:00:47Z")

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I’m ALL man, baby. Look at this dick…

oh wait.

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077/82 "2003-08-18T15:57:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DocCathode \*  
> \*\*I don’t think that was his intention. It’s just that Jesus has only two arms, and for a carpenter they’re surprisingly slender. \*\*

For a carpenter sure, but not for a Carpenter.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077/83 "2003-08-18T17:43:30Z")

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Hey, Karen **C** arpenter was pretty damn scrawny too!

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077/84 "2003-08-18T19:55:37Z")

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Heh heh. I’m pretty sure that’s what **eunoia** was getting at. That got a chuckle out of me! Good catch!

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-the-100-arms-of-shiva-reach-up-your-ass-hemant-lakhani/195077/85 "2003-08-18T20:33:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\*Let’s face it **World Eater** , our politicians aren’t going to be taking any pay cuts while this war on terror is carried out. The money has to come from somewhere. I don’t see coin banks on lunch counters collecting money for fighting terrorism. Why don’t you tell us which programs are going to suffer the most severe cutbacks? It’s pretty safe to bet that foreign education efforts and famine relief are easy targets, no matter how vital they are to stopping the roots of terrorism in the first place. Your cynicism is a bit misplaced. \*\*

Perhaps, I just think the money would be mismanaged regardless of what the current events of the world happen to be.

Maybe we can siphon off some of the gamma ray bomb research money for the kiddies. 😛

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