# MAY we have a new Mini-Rant thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 2, 2021, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217 "2021-05-02T07:28:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217/361 "2021-06-02T04:39:36Z")
i have a somewhat medium rant … Dear cocksuckers that spoof social service numbers i have to answer due to being disabled and living with disabled family … I sincerely hope that carnivorous crotch fleas infest you and yours feasting for a thousand years on your pus ridden anal cavity among other things I have not used anything apple since my freshman year of hs when crapple dumped a bunch of cheap shit glorified IIE’s on our poor district and set back computer education back a hundred years and I wouldnt use such shit because of having to worry about ass drippings of a scurivious nature such as your self trying to rip me off… So your employer and your 12 recorded calls can have a very liquidly shit of the gods up a rope and rain down you and yours for countless generations so they may curse you for their misery … OK rant over for now … ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217/362 "2021-06-02T12:26:10Z")
Husband picked it up with a dustpan while I was having a psychotic break. He’s a keeper! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217/363 "2021-06-02T12:33:17Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > He’s a keeper! Sometimes I wonder if my gf keeps me around for similar reasons. This winter I live caught a dozen mice from our house, releasing them into the barn where they had a little mouse village. The barn snakes are fat noodles. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217/365 "2021-06-02T19:20:31Z")
June is here: > [@Hey June, don't make it bad (but you will) \[Mini-Rant\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-june-dont-make-it-bad-but-you-will/943383): > > Continuing the discussion from [MAY we have a new Mini-Rant thread?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217/354): This was requested so I deliver, a new mini-rant thread for June 2021. I don’t really have much to gripe about except it’s my birthday this month and for the first time I can remember, I’m old enough that I don’t like being this old. Well, it’s not the age, it’s the wear and tear on my body. I feel my age. Ugh. frowning [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-we-have-a-new-mini-rant-thread/941217.md?page=18)