# May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456 "2010-11-30T20:38:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/21 "2010-12-02T21:40:53Z")
> [@phungi](#): > > as a Philly sports fan, the only bright side is that it didn’t happen here… Christmas is just around the corner…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/22 "2010-12-02T21:50:32Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Fucking Canadians. Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/23 "2010-12-03T03:45:04Z")
[Update](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Police-recover-stolen-Pat-Burns-items-as-communi?urn=nhl-291367) > [@](#): > > According to the Canadian Press, Montreal police have recovered two suitcases taken from Line Gignac Burns’ car that were turned in by an unnamed citizen, whom they say wasn’t involved in the robbery: > > Const. Yannick Paradis says the man found the luggage not far from the crime scene. > > “Inside the two suitcases there were several items that belonged to Mr. Pat Burns,” Paradis said. “At this point, the 30 jerseys of the different NHL teams are still missing as well as the watch and other items.” > > When news of the robbery spread, so did the assistance for police and the Burns family. According to the Toronto Star, local sports memorabilia dealers are expected to scrutinize any autographed jersey from unusual sources and “would report any suspicious customers to the police in light of the publicity this case has generated.” So can we call off the rabid grizzlies now? ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/24 "2010-12-03T04:04:42Z")
> [@deb2world](#): > > [Update](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Police-recover-stolen-Pat-Burns-items-as-communi?urn=nhl-291367) > > So can we call off the rabid grizzlies now? You don’t call off rabid grizzlies once you’ve released them. You just get the fuck out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/25 "2010-12-03T13:09:07Z")
I’ve heard of widows being advised to hire house sitters during the visitation/funeral because thieves were starting to read Obits to determine when the home would be empty. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/26 "2010-12-03T13:44:52Z")
Rabid grizzlies read the obits? ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/27 "2010-12-03T17:29:28Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > Rabid grizzlies read the obits? Is the Pope Catholic? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/28 "2010-12-03T17:51:47Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Sell it to a millionaire that’s always really, really wanted a gem to hide in his basement, making his wildest dreams come true? Pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/29 "2010-12-03T20:30:34Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > People who are devoted enough to a hockey coach to commit murder or start riots should be euthanized. In fact, make make that any person devoted to any sports figure or any sports event or a sport itself to commit violent crime over the theft of some sweaty clothing that some idiot scribbled on should not be around, breathing the air better used by the sane. > > Thieving a basket of sweaty jock straps does not make you a monster… it makes you stupid. Go back to your home under the bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/30 "2010-12-03T21:45:31Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Sell it to a millionaire that’s always really, really wanted a gem to hide in his basement, making his wildest dreams come true? Look, when I’m looking for the final component to my 21.5 gigajoule intercontinental ballistic laser cannon from atop my volcanic island headquarters, what else would you have me use? Call me old fashioned if you must, but I’ll choose the rare diamond over any other MacGuffin. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/31 "2010-12-10T16:43:27Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Look, when I’m looking for the final component to my 21.5 gigajoule intercontinental ballistic laser cannon from atop my volcanic island headquarters, what else would you have me use? Buttercup is gonna punch you in the brain if you don’t give it back. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456/32 "2010-12-10T17:22:26Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > Buttercup is gonna punch you in the brain if you don’t give it back. **MOJO JOJO!** (lol) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/may-you-get-sodomized-by-rabid-grizzlies-you-sub-human-bastard-s/562456.md?page=1)