Maybe the stupidest (punctuation) question today

Great explanation, Colophon! I’m going to send it off to my mother the teacher so she can steal it.

Thank you to everyone who responded. I can usually get along just fine with my commas and periods. I may end up with far too many or not enough but most people let that slide. I hate using any more advanced punctuation, but need it in so much of what I have to say to customers. Believe it or not, it’s so much easier to answer many questions with those kind of blended sentences. I have bookmarked this thread so I can refer to it when (that’s not an “if” by the by – I know my limitations) I forget the rules.