# Maybe This Is This Week's MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 8, 2018, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129 "2018-01-08T10:54:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/81 "2018-01-10T10:11:53Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 55 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 71 and mostly N.O.S. this afternoon. TWPTB say tomorrow it will be 75 Amurrkin. Rain is supposed to move in tomorrow night with temps returnin’ to more normal January after that. We shall see. Today is geezer day so I shall go to the Pubic Sto’ for some provisions. I shall procure a couple pieces of salmon for tonight’s suppage whilst there. Sides TBD. Other than that who knows what the day will bring.

OK, I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Purtification must also commence if’n I am to be about the public at the Pubic Sto. Rah.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/82 "2018-01-10T11:26:08Z")

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No fog this morning, so an easy commute, except that I wanted to be sleeping. Why is it when I didn’t have to come to work, I slept long and deeply, but now I’m back to the waking-every-few-hours routine? So unfair.

Happy Wednesday anyway…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/83 "2018-01-10T14:30:10Z")

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I have procured comestibles from the Pubic Sto’. Very few people in there while I was there so I got in and out quick. YAY! I have salmon marinatin’ and still need to decide on sides. Maybe I’ll do **flytrap’s** favorite succotash.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/84 "2018-01-10T14:56:02Z")

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**Blurfish** Our weather has warmed but we are expecting a cool front this weekend.

Irking as usual. Hoping/Expecting to get my car back today.

Kitty is now eating and drinking which is good news. on the upswing.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/85 "2018-01-10T15:13:05Z")

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Up, caffeinated ,and sheveled. Closing shift tonight.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/86 "2018-01-10T15:13:20Z")

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Blurf. I have the Code that Ate Pennsylvania. All I know is that it’s viral and not bacterial, so no antibiotics and no idea of how long it’ll last, just that I have to ride it out. My voice, when I have it, is scratchy and deep. I left early last night and might just stay home again tonight. That’s what sick time is for, and Lord knows I’m sick.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/87 "2018-01-10T15:23:35Z")

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**Rockin** ’, this ick is hitting everyone and hitting hard. The best thing is rest and sleep. And toast. Take care and do not push yourself.

**Nuts** , what eggzactly are you studying???

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/88 "2018-01-10T16:11:32Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Blurf. I have the Code that Ate Pennsylvania.

Sixk-Sixk-Sixk?

Had a big bowl of sallit and tomatoes for breaking fast this morning. Still wet outside, but no rain falling at the moment.

My neighbors puppy (Labradoodle) had to come say hi this morning when I went to get my newspaper. Dog has more energy than a nuclear plant and my neighbor says they walk him a lot, but doesn’t seem to slow him down. But really a cute pup.

**Butters,** we must have the same front, it’s supposed to be 64F today and by the weekend it’s back around freezing for the high.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/89 "2018-01-10T16:15:47Z")

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\*\*swampy \*\*- what marinade do you use with salmon?

Lunch, much needed after some morning weirdness. Not going to bore you with the details, but even my office mate couldn’t figure out WTF was going on. Can’t blame the full moon, alas.

Severe lack of chocolate at my desk. But my ham-n-swiss sammich is pretty good, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/90 "2018-01-10T16:16:33Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> **Rockin** ’, this ick is hitting everyone and hitting hard. The best thing is rest and sleep. And toast. Take care and do not push yourself.

And if the fever hangs on for more than a day or two, see your local MD. We already have one young man dead near here from the flu; not exactly how I would want to go.

(I prefer being shot by some jealous husband over a 23 year old red-head when I’m in my 90s)  
Other than that just up and getting some reading done from the Jesuit Relations in New France. And trying to decide if I want to fill in some missing books. Interesting (to me) reading but the darn things get pricey as Hell.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/91 "2018-01-10T16:32:44Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> **Nuts** , what eggzactly are you studying???

Horticulture. Hence the planting ferns. Some bits are pure science, some bits are design, some bits just muckin’ around with plants.

Right now I am mainly panicking about soil science, which is one of the sciency bits, and more interesting than I thought it would be.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/92 "2018-01-10T16:53:11Z")

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[https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/coca-cola-is-making-massive-changes-to-diet-coke/ar-BBIcYOB?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/coca-cola-is-making-massive-changes-to-diet-coke/ar-BBIcYOB?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp)

**MOOOOMMMMMM** I know you are a diet Coke loyalist.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/93 "2018-01-10T17:45:16Z")

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Morning all. Glad kitteh is feeling **Butters**.

**Pooka Bear** has decided that he is brave enough to climb the stairs all by himself without a cookie. Yay!

Add another **blurf** to the tally for me today. It looks like we’ve settled back into our winter pattern of rain and clouds. No idea for dinner tonight. I’ve been craving poke roast, so maybe we’ll do that. Hubby has been making succotash recently. I think the kids are getting sick of it. I’ll try to sway him towards another veg for tonight.

Good luck with your school project **Nut**.

Feel better sickies!

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/94 "2018-01-10T17:56:47Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> [MSN](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/coca-cola-is-making-massive-changes-to-diet-coke/ar-BBIcYOB?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp)
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> **MOOOOMMMMMM** I know you are a diet Coke loyalist.

you mean they made it drinkable?

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/95 "2018-01-10T18:37:00Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> you mean they made it drinkable?

Only iffen you put cherry or vanilla in it. Or lime. Or rum. Or bourbon.

**MetalMouse** what kinda terlets you getting? Best get tall ones. Old folks need that extra height, y’know. Have some grab bars put in while you’re at it.

(When I remodeled our main bathroom 25+ years ago I thought briefly about putting in the blocking for grab bars while I had the walls open, but decided I could do it during the next remodel, which never happened. Wish now I had.)

Tonight is paella night at the Subterra restaurant! I’m excited. Wifey is kinda excited. She loves paella night but is not looking forward to sitting at table for 2 to 3 hours with her new knee. We’ll see how it goes.

Happy hum day y’all!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/96 "2018-01-10T18:49:30Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Maybe I’ll do **flytrap’s** favorite succotash.

Iffn you make succotash, he’ll be sufferin’ worse than **Butters** kitty. 😉  
Greetings from near Yale (the skool, not the lock company) where we’re having a day of unproductive meetings. Didn’t help that my boss was _verrrry_ late to meeting location this moaning, like almost an hour. First he started out very late & then missed exit so had to go to next one & double back, then he went to the wrong hotel (one block) away to pick me up. :smack:  
_Soooo_ glad I got up at 4am to stand around a parking lot for almost an hour. :rolleyes:  
**Nuts** , I took an escort to the theater once, she was a…oh nevermind. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/97 "2018-01-10T18:57:49Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Maybe I’ll do **flytrap’s** favorite succotash.

The succotash recipe that contains only Brussels sprouts, butter and garlic.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/98 "2018-01-10T19:18:21Z")

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Happy Hump Day!

It’s a nice 43 degrees outside, but it’s kind of overcast.

Other than dealing with dog/cat antics it’s been a boring day.  
I’m slowly getting caught up on stuff that needs doing.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/99 "2018-01-10T19:27:13Z")

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Paella with a new patella! What a life.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think. Courtesy of Dorothy Parker.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maybe-this-is-this-weeks-mmp/806129/100 "2018-01-10T19:29:54Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Nuts** , I took an escort to the theater once, she was a…oh nevermind. :dubious:

😛

My favourite variation is “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think”.

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