takes a bow Thank you!
I had a friend who said he wanted a prehensile tongue.
Just out of curiousity: How many times has he watched Earth Girls are Easy?
Human tongues are generally prehensile. Possibly your friend’s tongue is partially paralyzed. Does he have a speech impediment? Get him to say “possibly partially paralyzed”.
In regards to the OP – I know it’s a joke, but I feel compelled to mention that (Kipling’s Just So Stories notwithstanding) inheritance of acquired characteristics doesn’t seem to work.
Beauty Personified – I know it’s trendy, but please don’t trepan yourself.