Maybe we is dain bramaged...

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I had a friend who said he wanted a prehensile tongue.

Just out of curiousity: How many times has he watched Earth Girls are Easy?

Human tongues are generally prehensile. Possibly your friend’s tongue is partially paralyzed. Does he have a speech impediment? Get him to say “possibly partially paralyzed”.

In regards to the OP – I know it’s a joke, but I feel compelled to mention that (Kipling’s Just So Stories notwithstanding) inheritance of acquired characteristics doesn’t seem to work.

Beauty Personified – I know it’s trendy, but please don’t trepan yourself.