# MB Double Standard? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713 "2000-05-05T23:06:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/41 "2000-05-08T18:46:40Z")
Hey! All you pathetic jokers! Pull my… finger. Who’s got the squirty flowers? And the pepper gum? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/42 "2000-05-08T19:13:25Z")
What, and you weren’t going to order 40 pizzas and send them to Eve? No putting Saran Wrap over Coldfire’s toilet? No unscrewing the cap on Satan’s salt so it all pours out when he tries to put it on his food? Amateur. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/43 "2000-05-08T19:24:10Z")
Shhh . . . Drain, don’t wake up Ike, I just sneaked under his desk and tied his shoelaces together (by the way, I ATE those 40 pizzas, and darn good they were, too!). ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/44 "2000-05-08T21:27:03Z")
Yikes, Eve! Be careful under there! He was taking a catnap, and I just put his hand in a bowlful of warm water! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/45 "2000-05-08T21:29:33Z")
All right, who put my bra in the freezer? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/46 "2000-05-08T21:51:40Z")
I put it in the freezer sou you wouldn’t notice the itching powder so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/47 "2000-05-08T22:06:49Z")
Saran warp? Hah! Surely, it will take more to stop my power turds 😃 Oh, UncleBeer? I hope you like plastic spoons. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/48 "2000-05-08T22:40:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > It was me. > > I was going to come in as **“Mister Spanky”** \*\* … what about tasting their thumbs? “the Bat-Winged Hamburger Snatcher” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/49 "2000-05-09T03:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > … what about tasting their thumbs? > > “the Bat-Winged Hamburger Snatcher” > \*\* God dammit, there just _had_ to be another O’Neill fancier out there, didn’t there? **Sass,** General Injuns sends his best regards, and a carton of fresh Smog. Hey, howcum my PANTS are wet? And why… **{CRASH}** ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713/50 "2000-05-12T21:16:24Z")
> [@](#): > > All right, who put my bra in the freezer? All this time the guys thought you were just happy to see them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mb-double-standard/18713.md?page=2)