# McCain Cancels Larry King Interview because Campbell Brown spanked his buttboy

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**Created:** [September 3, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814 "2008-09-03T04:15:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/161 "2008-09-05T17:28:51Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Once again, media bias at work, my friends.

Oh there is bias at work here but it ain’t the medias. Or did you misspell “my”?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/162 "2008-09-05T17:44:44Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> He also gives no weight at all to the fact that McCain’s camp pretty much had to release the info as the press would have found out about it pretty soon anyway…

Oh, poor poor John McCain, _forced_ to release information that would have been discovered by a press doing its job. My heart, it breaks in two for him.

> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> Funny how when the Clintons wanted to use Chelsea to help Hillary’s campaign but for the media to lay off, the media complied. When the Republican candidate wants the media to lay off her daughter, she doesn’t get to choose only what benefits her campaign.

Are you suggesting that if Chelsea Clinton had been pregnant as a teenager that the press wouldn’t have reported it? More importantly, do you realize that with every post you make you come off stupider than the post before?

Keep barking the party line, Fido.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/163 "2008-09-05T18:00:42Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Oh, poor poor John McCain, _forced_ to release information that would have been discovered by a press doing its job.

Perxactly. And not only that, but the press “doing its job” would then have had a field day accusing the McCain campaign of trying to cover it up and keep it a secret because they knew it would reflect poorly on her as both a parent and candidate. By putting the information out there itself, the McCain camp forestalled some of that skullduggery.

> [@Otto](#):
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> Are you suggesting that if Chelsea Clinton had been pregnant as a teenager that the press wouldn’t have reported it?

Hadn’t thought about it actually. What I’m suggesting is exactly what I said, the media allowed the Clintons to use Chelsea for their benefit while at the same time honoring their request to leave her alone. But when it comes to the Republican candidate and her daughter, Palin has no right to choose reportage of her children only when it benefits her.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/164 "2008-09-05T18:17:26Z")

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Good thing McCain has always been so circumspect WRT young girls.

[http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html](http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html)

[QUOTE=McCain in 1998 at a fund raiser]  
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?  
Because her father is Janet Reno.”  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/165 "2008-09-05T18:21:39Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Once again, media bias at work, my friends.

Just saying it over and over again does not make it true (unless you’re 5 years old, I guess).

Christ you’re a tool.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/166 "2008-09-05T18:23:54Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Good thing McCain has always been so circumspect WRT young girls.
> 
> [http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html](http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html)

Oh, and Rush with his “family dog” comment about Chelsae.

But they’re just jokes! Lighten up! some say… Ya right. The last refuge of the scoundrel.. “I was just joking!”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/167 "2008-09-05T18:26:28Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Just saying it over and over again does not make it true (unless you’re 5 years old, I guess).

Stick around, young man. I like the cut of your jib.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/168 "2008-09-05T21:14:27Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> I stand corrected. Somehow I missed that little gloss-over of his justification of the media’s contemptible behavior regarding that young girl. He also gives no weight at all to the fact that McCain’s camp pretty much had to release the info as the press would have found out about it pretty soon anyway, nor does he even hint at the tremendous amount of attention the media has been giving it.
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> Funny how when the Clintons wanted to use Chelsea to help Hillary’s campaign but for the media to lay off, the media complied. When the Republican candidate wants the media to lay off her daughter, she doesn’t get to choose only what benefits her campaign.
> 
> Once again, media bias at work, my friends.

Cite? Cite Cite Cite? Cite cite cite cite cite? Cite, cite cite cite? Cite? I only repeat myself because you are being so damnably obtuse. Where is this unfair coverage of Sarah Palin’s daughter. I honestly haven’t heard or seen a single bit of it. You keep claiming media bias and have offered only one single cover of a gossip rag as proof of the vast left wing conspiracy that apparently is savaging poor Bristol Palin.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/169 "2008-09-05T21:15:18Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Perxactly. And not only that, but the press “doing its job” would then have had a field day accusing the McCain campaign of trying to cover it up and keep it a secret because they knew it would reflect poorly on her as both a parent and candidate. By putting the information out there itself, the McCain camp forestalled some of that skullduggery.

Actually, they released it to [quell the rumors that Trig’s real mother was Bootsie](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26496189/). It was the McCain camp that used the girl, not the press.

> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> But when it comes to the Republican candidate and her daughter, Palin has no right to choose reportage of her children only when it benefits her.

Except of course she used her child to try to benefit her.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/170 "2008-09-05T21:18:47Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Stick around, young man. I like the cut of your jib.

Arrrr matey. Just wait two weeks for [International talk like a pirate day](http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)

Arrrrr.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/171 "2008-09-05T21:36:39Z")

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> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> Once again, media bias at work, my friends.

You’re a dumb shit.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/172 "2008-09-05T21:45:37Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> IOnce again, media bias at work, my friends.

Well the truth does have a liberal bias.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/173 "2008-09-06T00:38:09Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Hadn’t thought about it actually. What I’m suggesting is exactly what I said, the media allowed the Clintons to use Chelsea for their benefit while at the same time honoring their request to leave her alone. But when it comes to the Republican candidate and her daughter, Palin has no right to choose reportage of her children only when it benefits her.

That sounds like you’re assuming that something would have been found had they not “left her alone” pre or post-18, but it’s not like the big bad mainstream press, the meanie bloggers, or even the tabloids would have found anything interesting about Chelsea other than schoolwork and the occasional vanilla boyfriend. I would imagine she knows all about and uses birth control, and we’ve never heard even whispering of juicy party behavior.

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**Author:** ![Camus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ba8739/32.png) [@Camus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Camus)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/174 "2008-09-06T00:53:29Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> What I’m suggesting is exactly what I said, the media allowed the Clintons to use Chelsea for their benefit while at the same time honoring their request to leave her alone. But when it comes to the Republican candidate and her daughter, Palin has no right to choose reportage of her children only when it benefits her.

Aside from the occasional story about underage drunken parties, hasn’t the press pretty much left the Bush twins alone? And hasn’t Bush used his daughters for his benefit (through photo ops and on the campaign trail) plenty of times before? The only consistent bias in the media is one towards a juicy, titillating story. Baby mama drama is the oldest titillating story in the book.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/175 "2008-09-06T00:57:13Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Oh, and Rush with his “family dog” comment about Chelsae.
> 
> But they’re just jokes! Lighten up! some say… Ya right. The last refuge of the scoundrel.. “I was just joking!”

Hush now. You just don’t understand. See, Republicans are _victims_. Okay, they’ve been in power for 8 years. People have been really, really mean to them. Same with ‘Christians’. It doesn’t matter if they’re in fact the vast majority in this country. They’re still _victimized_, damnit. They can’t even force people to teach the Bible to their kids or make them say Christian prayers in schools, even if they themselves don’t happen to be Christian the way they should be. Why aren’t people ever _grateful_?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/176 "2008-09-07T20:38:20Z")

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From earlier exchanges:

> [@tomndebb](#):
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> My point was not just that using a scandal rag does nothing to prove your point, but that despite the fact that you have used that example to illustrate your point on more than one occasion . . . and being challenged on the fact that it is not really MSM, you have failed to provide any other example of this purported bias. If the best (and, apparently, only) example is _US Weekly_, then, indeed, your claim is silly.

[I’m Voting for McCain… And Yes, I Wrote the _Us Weekly_ Cover Story](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mara-reinstein/im-voting-for-mccain-and_b_123904.html)

🆒

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/177 "2008-09-08T03:05:14Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> From earlier exchanges:  
> [I’m Voting for McCain… And Yes, I Wrote the _Us Weekly_ Cover Story](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mara-reinstein/im-voting-for-mccain-and_b_123904.html)
> 
> 🆒

The explanation for that is obvious. She’s voting for the 2000 edition McCain, not the 2008 edition McCain, so she’s still one of them.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/178 "2008-09-08T03:14:50Z")

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> [@TVeblen](#):
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> Hush now. You just don’t understand. See, Republicans are _victims_. Okay, they’ve been in power for 8 years. People have been really, really mean to them. Same with ‘Christians’. It doesn’t matter if they’re in fact the vast majority in this country. They’re still _victimized_, damnit.

No, that’s _your_ term. What they are is a group of people in the U.S. that is out of favor with the left and so they’re routinely mischaracterized and maligned, and attempts are made to marginalize their influence.

This simply makes them people who are routinely mischaracterized and maligned, and subject to attempts to marginalize their influence.

They generally only get referred to as victms by people such as you who want to use it to make fun of them for their understandable resistance to these tactics.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/179 "2008-09-08T03:17:23Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> This simply makes them people who are routinely mischaracterized and maligned, and subject to attempts to marginalize their influence.

Republicans are Liberals now?  
When’d _that_ happen?

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-cancels-larry-king-interview-because-campbell-brown-spanked-his-buttboy/461814/180 "2008-09-08T07:07:18Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> Republicans are Liberals now?  
> When’d _that_ happen?

Democrats belong to the tax & spend party.  
Republicans belong to the spend & spend party.

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