# McCain Clinches the All Important Alien Vote!

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**Created:** [October 31, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-clinches-the-all-important-alien-vote/470382 "2008-10-31T03:51:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-clinches-the-all-important-alien-vote/470382/1 "2008-10-31T03:51:47Z")

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[ETs for Mc! ETs for Mc!](http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/october-surprise-alien-endorses-mccain/)

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> In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
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> With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.  
> Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.
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> Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.

First [Time Cube](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=489705) and now aliens, man the guy’s _really_ racking up the heavy hitters. 😉