# McCain picks up coveted Time Cube endorsement **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691 "2008-10-26T22:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/1 "2008-10-26T22:58:43Z")
[It’s on the front page](http://www.timecube.com/) > [@](#): > > At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans - about a > potential Civil War between millions if Obama, > the Black candidate, is elected President of the > United States, displacing the white president - > inducing America to become a Black Nation. With a heavyweight like that weighing in, I think maybe the people declaring McCain “forked” might think a second time. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/2 "2008-10-26T23:52:14Z")
Well, that’s it. I’m voting for McCain. Oh, wait, I _can’t_, I’ve already voted for Obama. ☹ Damn you, Barack Obama and your mind control ways!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/3 "2008-10-27T00:36:19Z")
That is an impressive level of lunacy. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/4 "2008-10-27T03:02:35Z")
> [@](#): > > if Obama, the Black candidate, is elected President of the United States, displacing the white president - inducing America to become a Black Nation Don’t laugh. Remember what happened in England when they elected Margaret Thatcher and then all their penises fell off. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/5 "2008-10-27T03:09:44Z")
Thanks to the Time Cube, I can vote for whoever I want to; and go back and change my vote if the world race riot breaks out. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/6 "2008-10-27T03:42:11Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > That is an impressive level of lunacy. [You ain’t seen nothin’](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/7 "2008-10-27T03:54:24Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > [You ain’t seen nothin’](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo&feature=related) Ya want lunacy? _I’ll_ show you lunacy! [The Large Hadron Collider is Satan’s Stargate!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/8 "2008-10-27T03:56:06Z")
Apparently the cube is against queers, niggers and capitalism the three sturdy legs of the modernist stool of Triadism. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/9 "2008-10-27T04:15:32Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Ya want lunacy? _I’ll_ show you lunacy! [The Large Hadron Collider is Satan’s Stargate!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0) :eek: On the one hand, it’s heartening to see everyone stepping in and going ‘wow, you’re some kind of bananas’. On the other hand, wow. That’s, um. That’s very special right there. :dubious: 😃 Can anybody summarize what the Time Cube is supposed to be about? I couldn’t wade through the pages of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/10 "2008-10-27T04:33:20Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Can anybody summarize what the Time Cube is supposed to be about? I couldn’t wade through the pages of crazy. I tried wading through it, but I still don’t have a clue. All I know is the author is apparently the smartest person alive. And that the Christian god is a “Queer God” because it’s a Male. And everyone knows males can’t have babies! And the time cube is made up of 4 corners, which create the 4 sides, that go thru the time zones… But shouldn’t it be a Time Square then? 😕 I guess that’s why I’m not the smartest man on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/11 "2008-10-27T05:17:14Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > On the one hand, it’s heartening to see everyone stepping in and going ‘wow, you’re some kind of bananas’. > > On the other hand, wow. That’s, um. That’s very special right there. :dubious: 😃 > Can anybody summarize what the Time Cube is supposed to be about? I couldn’t wade through the pages of crazy. It’s simple. He has four times as much time than everyone else, due to squaring the spherical earth. This has allowed him to unravel the other mysteries of the universe, and then you just follow him down the rabbit hole…while he curses at you for not doing this earlier. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/12 "2008-10-27T05:59:49Z")
Oh lovely! I bet even McCain and Palin don’t really want an endorsement from the TimeCube loony. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/13 "2008-10-27T06:06:02Z")
All-one, all-one, dilute, dilute, etc. That is some industrial-strength fucknuttery, that is. ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/14 "2008-10-27T08:01:11Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > Oh lovely! I bet even McCain and Palin don’t really want an endorsement from the TimeCube loony. 😃 At this point I think they’ll take any endorsement they can get. Besides, is he really that much crazier than some of their other supporters? ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/15 "2008-10-27T21:17:47Z")
Oh! That is not a cheering thought, **Unwritten Nocturne** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/16 "2008-10-27T21:23:48Z")
Here’s a challenge for you literary types; who wants to write a McCain/Palin endorsement in the style of the [Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap label?](http://www.drbronner.com/pdf/drbronner_32oz_Pep.pdf) (Hey, this could be a whole new thread…kind of like the LOTR Written By Somebody Else thread.) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/17 "2008-10-27T21:25:31Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > Oh! That is not a cheering thought, **Unwritten Nocturne** :eek: If you want, I can introduce you to some of those folks. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/18 "2008-10-27T21:42:44Z")
“I’m Francis E. Dec, Esq., and I endorse John McCain for FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO WORLDWIDE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/19 "2008-10-27T21:46:55Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Can anybody summarize what the Time Cube is supposed to be about? No, I don’t think that anybody can. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/20 "2008-10-27T22:15:32Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > [You ain’t seen nothin’](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo&feature=related) That guy converses just like he writes. Amazing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691.md?page=2)