# McCain picks up coveted Time Cube endorsement

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691 "2008-10-26T22:58:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/21 "2008-10-27T22:51:05Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [You ain’t seen nothin’](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo&feature=related)

Wow. All I want for Christmas is Gene Ray to get front teef::whistle::.

Now, see a human head has four corners; a nose, two ears, and a back corner. The Earth has four sides. A front, a back, and two sides. His teef::whistle:: however, they only got _three_ sides: a front, a back, and the space::whistle:: in th’ middle.

But then when we all went to Easter Island and cut down all th’ trees and ate the chickens and rabbits and all th’ animals::whistle::, it was just the s::whistle::tart of the destruction of mankind.

Alright, alright, I know it’s not proper to attack the _man_ making the argument. I would logically attack the argument if I knew what the Hell\* he was saying, and could get my mind around it.

Tripler

- NOTE: Hell. It’s another side. I don’t think he mentions it in his::whistle:: diatribe.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mccain-picks-up-coveted-time-cube-endorsement/469691/22 "2008-10-28T06:30:25Z")

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Time Cube is way, WAY funnier if you imagine it in Strong Bad’s voice.

“About time for Queer colony.  
Queers killed my lil Brother.”

Lil Brother!!! Waaahhhh!!!

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