# McConnell Memes - Omnibus thread

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**Created:** [July 28, 2026, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcconnell-memes-omnibus-thread/1031975 "2026-07-28T07:31:08Z")\
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There’s undoubtedly a better thread for this, but:

> **[They Lied to You About CPR. Mitch McConnell Is the Proof.](https://nicholasjorcutt.substack.com/p/they-lied-to-you-about-cpr-mitch?triedRedirect=true)**
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> They Want You to Think CPR Is a Reset Button. It Isn't.

An apparent EMT writing in fairly gruesome detail about CPR and it’s aftermath, particularly for the elderly.

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