# McPromo of the Early 1970's

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529 "2002-12-13T16:33:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/1 "2002-12-13T16:33:07Z")

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I’m hoping someone might recall any McD’s jingles from the 1970’s. Ideally, I’m trying to recall a spoof of this jingle popular amongst us kids…maybe from camp? Not sure how it started…

I may be confusing two McD’s jingles, but I’m WAGging that the jingle may have started like this: "McDonalds, Mc Mc burger! McDonalds, Mc Mcfries. McDonalds, Mc Mc…?

Well, this may be one candidate jingle (above), anyhow! But the line I recall from the spoof (when we were kids) going around at the time said something about “french fries between your toes; hamburgers up your nose…”

Any crazy kids of the 1970’s recall this? It’s amazing how no one knows how these things get started; yet, every kid at the time would have known this silly spoof…spread simply by word of mouth!

Anyone care to WAG with me?

- Jinx

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/2 "2002-12-13T17:00:12Z")

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The one we sang was:  
_McDonald’s is the place,  
They serve you ratlesnakes!  
Hamburgers up your nose.  
French fries 'tween your toes.  
The day that I went there.  
they served me underwear.  
McDonald is your kind of place._

Three variations found [here](http://www.inthe80s.com/mickeyd.shtml).

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**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/3 "2002-12-22T21:51:27Z")

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Inky, I’m a thinky that’s what we used to sing, yeah! Ah, what memories! - Jinx

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**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/4 "2002-12-22T21:54:58Z")

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The oldest gingle I remember is

“two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese…  
…pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun…”

I’m not sure if that dates back to the 1970’s though. I do remember being in elementary school and hearing all sorts of parodies of that jingle.

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**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/5 "2002-12-23T00:21:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The oldest gingle I remember is
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> “two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese…  
> …pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun…”

Anyone remember the commercial where the kid says it backwards? I watched so much TV as a kid that I can still say it that way from memory! Comes in handy when someone thinks they’re cool and can remember it (forwards).

Happens, oh, twice a decade or two…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mcpromo-of-the-early-1970s/142529/6 "2002-12-23T08:00:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by cuate \*  
> \*\*“two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese…  
> …pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun…”  
> \*\*

Two **all** beef patties. All beef.

This is in my head, and I forgot my own phone number the other day.
