# Me Being an Impatient Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695 "2004-11-19T18:37:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/1 "2004-11-19T18:37:55Z")
Why the fuck is the SDMB going so slow? Does anybody else notice it being slow lately? :mad: :mad: I want my nice speedy SDMB back. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/2 "2004-11-19T18:38:46Z")
Well, creating or posting to unnecessary threads is going to slow the board down a bit. Wait a minute… ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/3 "2004-11-19T18:39:03Z")
Okay, now just to spite me, that last reply went through real fast. Grrr… ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/4 "2004-11-19T18:42:14Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Well, creating or posting to unnecessary threads is going to slow the board down a bit. > > Wait a minute… Hey! Unnecessary? Bah! I thought it was standard procedure to whine about the boards being slow, now that we’re paying. But you’re right, because it was apparently my imagination. :smack: I swear, it was being slow last night and just a minute ago. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/5 "2004-11-20T02:07:42Z")
Nothing to add to the OP; I just wanted to pop in and say **Talon Karrde** is an awesome username. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/6 "2004-11-20T21:49:55Z")
It’s been working fine for me… ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/7 "2004-11-21T06:14:34Z")
Hah! I can tell you haven’t been around for very long, because this is ludicrous speed compared to what it was when I joined three (three?!?! My God, it’s almost four!) years ago. The mere fact that I can post is a dramatic change from what it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/8 "2004-11-22T01:44:46Z")
I’ve been lurking for about four years. It was just going uber slow a few days ago and really annoyed me. Thanks, **Sir Dirx**. He was my favorite character in the Zahn SW books. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/9 "2004-11-22T02:43:46Z")
Probably people doing endless and excessive searches of threads/posters with the I-gotta-condemn-you-for-every-post-you-made attitude of some posters who think if they don’t clog their responses with pointless links the earth will spontaneously fly out of orbit :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-being-an-impatient-bitch/275695/10 "2004-11-22T13:48:34Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > Hah! I can tell you haven’t been around for very long, because this is ludicrous speed compared to what it was when I joined three (three?!?! My God, it’s almost four!) years ago. **Airman** it can’t _possibly_ be at Ludicrous Speed yet. It hasn’t gone to plaid. 😃