# Me, Inc.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-inc/202593>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [September 19, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-inc/202593 "2003-09-19T14:13:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-inc/202593/21 "2003-09-30T23:55:56Z")

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But you’re not a natural person – you’re a Thompson submachine gun.

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**Author:** ![Tommygun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@Tommygun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommygun)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-inc/202593/22 "2003-10-01T13:41:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*But you’re not a natural person – you’re a Thompson submachine gun. \*\*

submachine guns can only vote within the Chicago city limits.

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