# Me (or put a face with the name)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773 "2003-08-08T05:18:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/281 "2003-08-13T12:21:57Z")

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**Max Carnage** that is _too_ funny! I’m dying over here! :D:D:D  
And **Monstre** , is that bird a Sun Conure? I used to have one a few years back. Man, that thing was _loud_!

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/282 "2003-08-13T12:46:05Z")

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You can look up my profile on Yahoo to see what I look like, an online galpal said “that’s not you, you’re blond!” WTF? I _sound_ blond online or something?!

I’m a brunette BTW

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/283 "2003-08-13T12:52:58Z")

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OK I’ll shoot. 😉[Here](http://www.theparodytimes.com/mark2) is a collection of pics from my vacation this past June. The first 2 pics in the second row are me and my best friend, Mark at Navy Pier in Chicago. Every year we go to Gary, IN to visit w/ his aunt, and we just happened to be there when Michael Jackson came too. The pics closer to the bottom are from when we went to see him. Anyways, in other pics, the girl w/ the short blonde (shade depending on when pic was taken because I had it highlighted out there) is me. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/284 "2003-08-13T12:56:54Z")

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[http://profiles.yahoo.com/lobeliaoverhill](http://profiles.yahoo.com/lobeliaoverhill)

might work as a link …

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/285 "2003-08-13T14:02:40Z")

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I was going to post just what **Krisfer the Cat** did! I’d flirt with you darling boys, but I didn’t think there’d be much of a thrill flirting with a 40-year-old mom! Nobody even blinked at me when I post my pic on page 1, so here it is again. Any and all wolf-whistles appreciated. 😉

[C’est moi](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/ellen.html)

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/286 "2003-08-13T15:04:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> **Good god, JavaMaven. I’m heterosexual and happily married, but that picture just makes me want to dive right into your bodice and snuggle down happily.**

No kidding. I opened that link and all of a sudden I could hear Julie Andrews singing in the background.

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> \*Originally posted by Ellen Cherry \*  
> \*\*I’d flirt with you darling boys, but I didn’t think there’d be much of a thrill flirting with a 40-year-old mom! \*\*

I’m not going to say much, being happy and content and all, but I think anyone thats lucky enough to spend time with Ellen Cherry, CrankyAsAnOldMan, FairyChatMom, Scotticher, brachyrhynchos or any of the other wise and wonderful women that have been gracious enough to post a pic here should consider themselves extremely blessed.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/287 "2003-08-13T15:18:35Z")

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Lookin’ Gooooood, **Ellen Cherry**!  
and I’m gonna try again…

['Beast](http://profiles.yahoo.com/verbenabeast)

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/288 "2003-08-13T15:44:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \*  
> \*\*Lookin’ Gooooood, **Ellen Cherry**!  
> and I’m gonna try again…
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> ['Beast](http://profiles.yahoo.com/verbenabeast) \*\*

I always thought that you were a woman :eek: :smack:

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/289 "2003-08-13T16:04:30Z")

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now THAT’S comedy!

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/290 "2003-08-13T16:13:51Z")

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I’ve always thought that too :eek:

Sorry!

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/291 "2003-08-13T16:59:48Z")

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Whee!

Found a better [picture](http://www.geocities.com/xavierdamion/HayesBetter.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![Lizochka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lizochka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizochka)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/292 "2003-08-13T18:24:07Z")

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I’m sort of new around here, but I thought I’d join this party train.

[C’est moi.](http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/lizochka)  
Forgive the woefully bad html, please.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/293 "2003-08-13T19:37:15Z")

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Ok, I’m an exhibitionist, I’m in.

You can click to enlarge them I guess…no nudity at all even despite the pics names…

[Me!](http://www.picturetrail.com/bbjfromsdmb)

Also, I think I would love to be wedged between the disco couple…no offence intended ::insert lacivious smilie here::

And where is my girl **Slainte** she can ride my Harley any time…except I don’t have one any more ☹

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/294 "2003-08-13T20:05:49Z")

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Yay! Finally a picture of **BBJ** ’s face! Wowsers, it was worth the wait, Jeanie. Last time all I got was the black rectangle over the eyes…the eyes being one of my favorite parts of a woman that comes in pairs.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/295 "2003-08-13T20:16:16Z")

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Oh **Sunspace**! You went and photoshopped your eyes, right? No _real_ eyes could be that beautiful cornflower-on-ice blue…

::swoons::

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/296 "2003-08-13T20:16:54Z")

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**BottledBlondJeanie** and **Lizochka** , wow you two are beautiful. And that’s all I have to say.

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/297 "2003-08-13T20:19:44Z")

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Also, alot of the Yahoo Geocities pictures are not coming out for me for some reason (so I’m missing alot of really good pictures). ☹

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/298 "2003-08-13T21:42:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BottledBlondJeanie \*  
> \*\*And where is my girl **Slainte** she can ride my Harley any time…except I don’t have one any more ☹ \*\*

[I’m here, hon](http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?mode=image&album=/People&image=slainte.jpg)  
No Harley needed… 😉 Just as I suspected, \*\*BottledBlondJeanie \*\* is quite a firecracker.

My pic is a few years old, I’ll have to talk to **Max Carnage** about possibly sending him a more recent picture.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/299 "2003-08-13T21:45:34Z")

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Heh… well, we know _someone_ who does vanity searches …

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/300 "2003-08-13T21:53:01Z")

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I actually went through and looked at many of the pictures… Dear _goddess_, there are some hotties on this thread.  
**Angua** , **JavaMaven** , **Maastricht** , **BottledBlondJeanie** , **Lizochka** ,… and I know I’m missing _many_, and **Ellen Cherry** , you look damn good to this forty-year-old. 🙂

:: breaks into sweat ::

It’s already too hot here…

It was entirely appropriate that **Angua** was near the beginning: she set the tone for the female side of things. 🙂

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> _ **Maastrricht** said:_  
> No real eyes could be that beautiful cornflower-on-ice blue…

:eek:  
:: **Sunspace** blushes furiously ::  
:: goes to mirror, looks at eyes, still normal colour ::  
:: puts in contact lenses with slight blue ‘finder’ tint ::  
:: looks at eyes again, still same colour ::

Honest, I didn’t change any colours when I scanned that pic!

Er… So, **Maastricht** , how _you_ doin’ ? 🙂

sub **Sunspace** starts surreptitiously plotting a way to get across the eastern sea, back to Europe…[/sub]

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