# Me (or put a face with the name)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773 "2003-08-08T05:18:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/401 "2003-08-19T03:09:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*No, actually… I have a hard time getting along with females in general. Not so much because they’re female but my general interests seem to be more common in males.
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> But besides that, though I enjoy looking at sexy women, they lack the equipment to really keep me happy… so to speak… and synthetic is _not_ a suitable substitute. 😛
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> But I am flattered. 🙂 \*\*

Just for the record, **Jin** , I’d gladly give up my left testicle AND step over my dying mother for you.

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/402 "2003-08-19T03:13:23Z")

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**Superdude** , you are absolutely a-freaking-dorable. I totally want to cuddle you.

**Already In Use** , damn boy, where’ve you and your sexy hair been all my life? And someone tell me I’m not the only one who thinks you and **fizzes** look a lot alike? (I’m probably the only one, I knew it…) But damn, honey, you are a cutie.

And in case I haven’t shown off _enough_ in this thread, here’s the link to [a whole small gallery](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/antaresjb/lst?.dir=/Antares+J.B.+-+promo+pics&.src=ph&.order=&.view=t&.done=http%3a//f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/) of my lovely self, including the pics I linked before plus some others. 🙂

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/403 "2003-08-19T04:40:44Z")

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**Merge** , you’re a babe. 🙂

And **Superdude** is a cutie-patootie! (Lucky him, getting a quadruple post about how adorable he is…)

Sigh. I love picture threads!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/404 "2003-08-19T04:51:53Z")

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Well, **Lorna** , remember, it’s nice to hear that sort of thing. Especially since we’re going into business together. but you’re certainly the cuter of us two.

**AntaresJB** , you never know…shoot me an email at [daredevilcomic@hotmail.com](mailto:daredevilcomic@hotmail.com), and we’ll negotiate. Your link didn’t work for me.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/405 "2003-08-19T05:57:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AntaresJB \ ***Already In Use** , damn boy, where’ve you and your sexy hair been all my life?

Sexy hair? It has the consistency of that plastic Easter basket grass stuff! And **fizzes** , nobody’s ever called my lips pouty before (probably because they’re usually in a stupid grin). But when you photograph yourself as much as a hyper-narcissist like myself does, you get one or two good pictures.

Thanks for the compliments!

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**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/406 "2003-08-19T08:05:44Z")

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Two pics of me. [1](http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/125758/BDO1.jpg)[2](http://www.fuelies.net/fuelies/lexxxi.jpg)

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/407 "2003-08-19T10:57:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Just for the record, **Jin** , I’d gladly give up my left testicle AND step over my dying mother for you. \*\*

I’ll keep you in mind, but I have to warn you – I’m seeing someone, and I have someone else that I may be interested in should this relationship fail, so even if you chatted with me daily and became my bestest friend your greatest aspiration at the moment could only be #3 in line. 😉

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**Author:** ![goonhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@goonhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goonhead)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/408 "2003-08-19T16:34:58Z")

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Most of the people in #straightdope chat or my livejournal lists have seen this, but \<a href=“[http://www.aros.net/~gbarton/goonface.JPG](http://www.aros.net/~gbarton/goonface.JPG)”\>here\</a\> it is for the rest of y’all:

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/409 "2003-08-19T16:38:49Z")

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What the hell, here are [my pics](http://groups.msn.com/SDMB/alexakaflood.msnw) again. I guess they must’ve gotten lost in the dreaded mid-page void (either that or they espcaped comment on purpose :(). Weeeeeeeeee!

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**Author:** ![goonhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@goonhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goonhead)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/410 "2003-08-19T16:40:25Z")

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Hmm, let’s try that again:

[http://www.aros.net/~gbarton/goonface.JPG](http://www.aros.net/~gbarton/goonface.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/411 "2003-08-19T18:29:07Z")

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:eek: What do you do if you want to post a pic but you find out _ **ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IS A DOPER!!!** _

[sub]I knew it would happen sooner or later…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/412 "2003-08-19T18:45:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Phlosphr \*  
> \*\*:eek: What do you do if you want to post a pic but you find out _ **ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IS A DOPER!!!** _  
> \*\*

Hmmm… Future. Unclear it is. Always emotions get in the way.

Posting your picture brings fear.

Fear leads to hate.

Hate leads to suffering.

Or… maybe teacher’s pet they will become, hmmm?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/413 "2003-08-19T19:00:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*I’ll keep you in mind, but I have to warn you – I’m seeing someone, and I have someone else that I may be interested in should this relationship fail, so even if you chatted with me daily and became my bestest friend your greatest aspiration at the moment could only be #3 in line. 😉 \*\*

**Jin** , being #3 is like Steven Seagal getting nominated for an Oscar. You don’t know how the hell it happened, but you’ll ride it out as much as long as you can.

I’ll take it.

Oh, and \*\*Lorna[/n], you know you’re just as hot as **Jin** is, and the same offer applies.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/414 "2003-08-19T19:02:19Z")

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I’m pretty sure it’s her. But it would be a conflict of interest I think if she knew any more about my aside from me being her instructor. Plus I have her again this semester. Maybe I’ll bring my SDMB mug in…again.

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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/415 "2003-08-19T20:02:52Z")

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Here’s a couple of me.

I hope this works.

[Me and the Mrs.](http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jasonacole92/vwp?.dir=/My+Photos&.dnm=Me+and+the+Mrs..jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jasonacole92/lst%3f%26.dir=/My%2bPhotos%26.src=ph%26.view=t)

[Me at work](http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jasonacole92/vwp?.dir=/My+Photos&.dnm=Me+and+coworker.jpg&.src=ph&.done=http%3a//f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jasonacole92/vwp%3f.dir=/My%2bPhotos%26.dnm=Me%2band%2bthe%2bMrs..jpg%26.src=ph)

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/416 "2003-08-19T20:16:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Just for the record, **Jin** , I’d gladly give up my left testicle AND step over my dying mother for you. \*\*

Upon first read, I thought that said, “I’d gladly step on my left testicle for you.” Now _that’s_ being flexible! And masochistic! 🙂

On with the flirting! **LauraLittlePony** is a cutie, as are **HerMajestyLorna** and **AntaresJB**. I’d single out **jinwicked** , but she mentioned once that she doesn’t like guys with facial hair. Well, mine grows too fast to be completely clean-shaven all the time, so 😛 to her.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/417 "2003-08-19T22:30:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flood \*  
> \*\*What the hell, here are [my pics](http://groups.msn.com/SDMB/alexakaflood.msnw) again. I guess they must’ve gotten lost in the dreaded mid-page void (either that or they espcaped comment on purpose :(). Weeeeeeeeee! \*\*

Flood you are a cutie patootie. I know how ya feel, I think my pictures got lost in the void as well. I’d post more but I don’t want to see _too_ much like an attention whore.🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/418 "2003-08-19T22:38:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \*  
> \*\*Flood you are a cutie patootie. I know how ya feel, I think my pictures got lost in the void as well. I’d post more but I don’t want to see _too_ much like an attention whore.🙂 \*\*

Oh, go ahead and knock yourself out. I’ve still got a bit of room left on my hard drive. 😉

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/419 "2003-08-19T22:47:16Z")

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_shrug_

No one has commented on mine… must be uglier than a mud fence.

I complimented you flood… but as pointed out you dont want a Mom:D

Are some cuties on here! yes indeed

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**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/420 "2003-08-19T23:13:00Z")

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i know i’m joining in late, but i finally found a [photo of me](http://www.indecision.f9.co.uk/images/photos/gig13.jpg) (the bass player on the right, hence the screen name :)) . in fact, [photos of my whole band!](http://www.indecision.f9.co.uk/pictures.html) including me, cos the ones of me are all pretty crap, but ya get the idea eventually

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