# Me (or put a face with the name)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773 "2003-08-08T05:18:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/161 "2003-08-11T00:55:50Z")

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Aw, crap. The first link didn’t work.

[This one should. Promise.](http://www.geocities.com/bryanvela/Jenboob2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/162 "2003-08-11T01:05:10Z")

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Aw, crap. The first link didn’t work.

[This one should. Promise.](http://www.geocities.com/bryanvela/Jenboob2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/163 "2003-08-11T01:33:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Meros \*  
> \*\*Why not.
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> [I’m the guy](http://www.artofbart.com/gallery/album02/DSC00237) \*\*

You look like a big huggable teddy bear! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/164 "2003-08-11T01:35:00Z")

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:blushes:

Thank you 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/165 "2003-08-11T01:39:45Z")

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:::sees **Roadkiller** ’s pics:::  
:::heart thumping:::

🙂

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**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/166 "2003-08-11T01:40:43Z")

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What the hey. Give my digustingly underused personal domain a little traffic: [me](http://www.jeffcraig.net/10127.jpg).

I normally don’t care for photos of myself, but this is actually one of the better ones in a long time. It was taken earlier this year when my employer started using photo ID cards for everyone.

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/167 "2003-08-11T02:41:18Z")

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This is [me](http://cherry.teemingmillions.com/images/girl.jpg) with henna/mendhi on my hands, I was showing someone the design.

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/168 "2003-08-11T03:22:37Z")

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It looks like your hand is melting. Trippy.

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/169 "2003-08-11T03:27:18Z")

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[me.](http://www-rci.rutgers.edu/~lreed/lmreed.jpg) (taken today).

[Halloween, a few years ago with my nephew.](http://www-rci.rutgers.edu/~lreed/lrwh.jpg) (Heh, maybe I should post this as a response to the “Do you want to be a Mod” thread in IMHO.)  
**Copasthetic** , that is a lovely page. 🙂

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/170 "2003-08-11T04:29:08Z")

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Hey, now I know that I can come to the boards whenever I feel like I need a little pick-me-up! Ya’ll are so awesome.

Seriously though, I haven’t seen one picture in this thread of a person that I would consider unattractive. I may have missed a picture or two but I’m pretty sure I saw them all.

Oh and **Monstre** , you crazy fool you, where in the hell is The Hanging Chad State? 😃

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**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/171 "2003-08-11T04:51:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> **FunkySpaceCowboy, you’re cute! But you have got to crop some of those…they’re HUGE!**

Hey dial up is for wimps, I’m broadband enhanced for your viewing pleasure 🙂

[Here’s](http://www.acerbic.org/images/josh-bw-fav.jpg) a smaller pic though, for your viewing pleasure. Actually this is the one I was looking for when when I first posted but I couldn’t remember where I put it. Is my favorite picture of me.

Wait a sec, I just realized the only person to call me cute in this thread was a guy! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/172 "2003-08-11T04:59:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheFunkySpaceCowboy \*  
> \*\*Wait a sec, I just realized the only person to call me cute in this thread was a guy! :eek: \*\*

Hey, pal, at least _someone_’s called you cute! I’ve posted links to my pic in 2 different threads and haven’t had _one_ person say I was cute! So, apparently, I’m fugly.

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**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/173 "2003-08-11T05:21:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \*  
> \*\*Hey, pal, at least _someone_’s called you cute! I’ve posted links to my pic in 2 different threads and haven’t had _one_ person say I was cute! So, apparently, I’m fugly. \*\*

Nah you’re not fugly. Hell, if I liked guys (which I don’t), I’d say you were a damn sexy man!

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/174 "2003-08-11T05:22:16Z")

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**TheFunkySpaceCowboy** , I’m a girl and I think you look pretty cute in those pictures, other than the snake creeped me out.

**Tuckerfan** , your picture’s a bit blurry, but I can tell that you’re at least not fugly. I’d need a better picture to make any judgement on cute. 😛

Hope that soothes both of you guys’ fragile male egos. 😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/175 "2003-08-11T05:33:44Z")

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It’s somewhat amusing that my compliment of a straight male Doper more or less precipitated that straight male Doper telling another straight male Doper that he’s sexy. Excuse me while I enigmatically chuckle. 😃

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/176 "2003-08-11T05:57:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*It’s somewhat amusing that my compliment of a straight male Doper more or less precipitated that straight male Doper telling another straight male Doper that he’s sexy. Excuse me while I enigmatically chuckle. 😃 \*\*

Feh. I pay no attention to what males say about me. I was the only straight male living in what was practically a commune of gay males.

We men tend not to be as “descriminating” as women are, it seems.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/177 "2003-08-11T06:03:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheFunkySpaceCowboy \*  
> **[Here’s](http://www.acerbic.org/images/josh-bw-fav.jpg) a smaller pic though, for your viewing pleasure. Actually this is the one I was looking for when when I first posted but I couldn’t remember where I put it. Is my favorite picture of me.**

Hee… _I_ think you look cute in that picture. 'Course it looks nothing like you in real life when you don’t have the benny of the dramatic lighting. 😉

And **Tucker** , you’re a doll, so there. 😛

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**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/178 "2003-08-11T06:05:14Z")

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[Me](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/mail_boon/vwp?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.src=ph&.dnm=me+again.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/mail_boon/lst%3f%26.dir=/Yahoo!%2bPhoto%2bAlbum%26.src=ph%26.view=t)

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/179 "2003-08-11T06:25:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*And **Tucker** , you’re a doll, so there. 😛 \*\*

Heh, **jin** , there’s been a half-dozen plus threads where I’ve said that _you’re_ a babe, but I don’t kid myself that you wouldn’t run screaming into the night if I showed up at yer door. ('Coz you would. I know I look like Iggy Pop, and he ain’t exactly a sex symbol.) I thank you for the compliment, however. I’d sell my soul to end up with a woman who looked half as good as you do.

(I really would. I don’t have any luck with women, either based on personality or appearance.)

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-or-put-a-face-with-the-name/193773/180 "2003-08-11T06:26:12Z")

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A few comments, in no particular order:

**Meros** , you do indeed look incredibly cuddly and teddy bear-esque. I want to hug you. 🙂

**TheFunkySpaceCowboy** , I’m female (see previously posted pics for proof) and I must admit when I first saw your pics I thought “Hmm… for some reason I find him very very attractive.” So there.

**Copaesthetic** , you are damn adorable. Love your jawline. To use a phrase I’ve been caught saying in public too many times (jokingly, of course!), “I’d do him.” 😉

**flood** , you too are quite a cutie.

And basically everyone who’s posted is attractive in some form or another. Y’all look great! We are just so damn _pretty_!

And for good measure, [here](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/antaresjb/vwp?.dir=/Antares+J.B.+-+promo+pics&.src=ph&.dnm=close+up.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/antaresjb/lst%3f%26.dir=/Antares%2bJ.B.%2b-%2bpromo%2bpics%26.src=ph%26.view=t)’s a closeup of me from one of those previously linked pics. 🙂

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