# Mean cat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752 "2010-06-19T04:41:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/1 "2010-06-19T04:41:48Z")
But I can’t stop [laughing.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/2 "2010-06-19T10:23:46Z")
LOL. Ya’ dress like a pimp, ya’ get slaped like a pimp. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/3 "2010-06-20T02:12:30Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > But I can’t stop [laughing.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc) How cruel and heartless of you. :giggle: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/4 "2010-06-20T02:57:53Z")
Y kitteh hit babby kitteh? Mebbe not want babby get mixxd up wif Sinatra mob? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/5 "2010-06-20T03:15:33Z")
Why can’t I stop watching this? _thwack!..mew_ It’s awful! _thwack!..mew_ Poor kitteh! _thwack!..mew_ I’m a terrible _thwack!..mew_ terrible _thwack!..mew_ person. I can haz hanbaskit, plz? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/6 "2010-06-20T04:47:05Z")
Aww, tiny kitteh in a hat is so cute. Speedo is so…mean. Slapped the hat right offa him! You gotta admire the little guy’s spunk, though - hissed right back at him. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/7 "2010-06-20T07:38:48Z")
What did the five claws say to the face? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/8 "2010-06-20T13:34:41Z")
This video makes me want to bitch slap the bigger cat. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/9 "2010-06-22T00:55:13Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > This video makes me want to bitch slap the bigger cat. I suspect that is Mama, seriously pissed that her baby looks and smells funny. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/10 "2010-06-22T05:41:11Z")
Kitten had its ass on the table in a restaurant. Very responsible mamma kitty. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/11 "2010-06-22T05:47:42Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > This video makes me want to bitch slap the bigger cat. Me too! That wasn’t right. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/12 "2010-06-22T05:50:04Z")
[Well, THIS makes more sense.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9RnsPooEs&feature=related) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/13 "2010-06-22T06:04:17Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [Well, THIS makes more sense.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9RnsPooEs&feature=related) 😃 I approve of that. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/14 "2010-06-22T13:33:56Z")
Poor momma cat…her first litter, perhaps, and one of the kids is starting to hang out with The Wrong Crowd…must make the limits clear and the punishment decisive to save him from a life of late nights in smoky clubs. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/15 "2010-06-22T13:41:15Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [Well, THIS makes more sense.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9RnsPooEs&feature=related) 😃 😃 I haven’t even been watching the World Cup, but that did make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-cat/543752/16 "2010-06-22T16:58:39Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Poor momma cat…her first litter, perhaps, and one of the kids is starting to hang out with The Wrong Crowd…must make the limits clear and the punishment decisive to save him from a life of late nights in smoky clubs. That wasn’t mom. [This is mom.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfvOi5ctQhA) Meanwhile, [this is the offender in question](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75zN9DPnNI). My response to the original was pretty much identical to **WhyNot**. I just kept playing it over and over :).