# Mean website

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941 "2002-09-21T04:53:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/1 "2002-09-21T04:53:26Z")

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[I am Better Than Your Kids](http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/irule.html)

Just mean, but funny!

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**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/2 "2002-09-21T04:58:01Z")

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Is he the originator of the “Kick your ass for $25” that was on eBay?

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**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/3 "2002-09-21T12:11:21Z")

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If I admit to laughing until I cried, does that make me a bad person?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/4 "2002-09-21T14:27:37Z")

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Very probably.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/5 "2002-09-21T14:37:55Z")

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Actually, I like the Frankenstein drawing. As for the Easter scene, maybe he’s misinterpreting the image? Maybe very small rabbits are hiding behind very large eggs.

As for the picture by “Cameron, Age 4”, I can kinda dig the abstract minimalism. Like Bryce’s painting, it reminds me of Edvard Munch’s famous painting.

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**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/6 "2002-09-21T19:02:50Z")

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I dunno. I kinda liked it. Especially with his explanation at the beginning. Me, I’d put some crayons in my little cubicle and draw pictures in my free time, then hang them up.

If someone asked if it was done by my kids, I’d say that I don’t have kids. Then they’d ask if it was by my nieces/nephews I’d tell them nope. Then when they’d finally get tired of asking me, I’d tell them it was me. HEhehheh… I dunno. I think it’s funny.

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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/7 "2002-09-21T19:32:58Z")

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I wholeheartedly agree with his rants about david Lynch movies and about the movie Signs.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/8 "2002-09-22T01:20:31Z")

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Thank you Tars, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in some time.

Read his proposed [Tampax commercial](http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/douche.html) near the bottom of this page, starting with. “The same gray haired…”. I had trouble breathing for all the laughing.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/9 "2002-09-22T01:44:13Z")

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Contrast the last drawing on that page by “Bryce, age 10” with the logo for Stickergiant.

Maybe when Bryce grows up, he can be a graphic designer. Or maybe he already is.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/10 "2002-09-22T01:46:56Z")

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Uh, to avoid confusion, the page I was refering to that had the “Bryce, age 10” drawing is [this one.](http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/irule.html)

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mean-website/128941/11 "2002-09-22T01:49:46Z")

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I especially appreciated this reason why he hates the Xbox:

1. The controller is almost as big as my nuts

Ah well, I have a juvie sense of humor
