I’ll match askeptic and Pork Rind’s $50.
U.S. currency only, please. 
So “steely knives” was supposed to be a reference to Steely Dan? Steely Dan wrote a song called “Kid Charlemagne” about a famous acid dealer. The acid dealer was arrested. Steely Dan must have been the neighbors down the hall who ratted him out! Therefore, Steely Dan destroyed the '60’s and that’s why no one has had the spirit since 1969! Yeah, it’s starting to make sense…