# Meaningless To Non-NFL Fans...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234 "2007-05-23T15:50:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/1 "2007-05-23T15:50:14Z")

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…but something I just wanted to bring to the attention of those who do let 22 consecutive Autumn and Winter Sundays revolve around the bouncings of a little oblong ball:

There are 214 days between February 4th, 2007 (Super Bowl Sunday) and September 6th, 2007 (opening day of the 2007 NFL season)

February 4th was 108 days ago – we’re officially over the football-free hump!

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/2 "2007-05-23T16:04:08Z")

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Cool!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/3 "2007-05-23T16:08:37Z")

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Ah yes…soon minicamp reports will come flooding in…we’ll get excited about That New Kid we drafted. Preseason rolls around and That New Kid looks good…then he takes a giant shit during the season…

I can taste it now…

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/4 "2007-05-23T16:13:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
I can taste it now…  
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The giant shit the new kid will take?

And you wonder why I don’t like sports…

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/5 "2007-05-23T16:16:29Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
The giant shit the new kid will take?

And you wonder why I don’t like sports…  
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Exactamundo.

Excuse me…let me finish taking a shit now to type out the rest of this post.

…ah, better. I love wireless internets.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/6 "2007-05-23T16:17:24Z")

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Now, you see, the great thing about being an NFL fan in addition to being a CFL fan is that CFL fans only have to wait until June 28 for the season to start. Between CFL and NFL, I get to watch football from late June until the following February. Hooray!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/7 "2007-05-23T16:19:03Z")

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Not only that, you sometimes get to see the Rough Riders play the Rough Riders. That’s entertainment, baby.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/8 "2007-05-23T16:25:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Not only that, you sometimes get to see the Rough Riders play the Rough Riders. That’s entertainment, baby.  
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Naw, the Rough Riders folded a few years back. Now, all we have is the Roughriders.

(Ottawa had the two-word Rough Riders; Saskatchewan remains with the one-word Roughriders. Don’t worry, we were confused too.)

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**Author:** ![Cowboy8467](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Cowboy8467](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy8467)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meaningless-to-non-nfl-fans/405234/9 "2007-05-23T17:16:16Z")

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Ahh football. Yes I really cannot wait for the season to start. My handle is actually partially because of my love of the Dallas Cowboys. Back in I think it was 2001 when the XFL had its one year stint I was thinking how awesome it would be to have football year round. NFL in the fall and winter, XFL in the spring, and NFL Europa in the summer. Alas it was not to be ☹
