# Meanwhile in Oregon: Woman does meth, steals cop car, makes babbling chase video **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476 "2014-01-10T22:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/1 "2014-01-10T22:09:19Z")
[Dash cam records 11 minute chase, complete with her meth-addled rambling running commentary](http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-city/index.ssf/2014/01/video_records_tara_axmakers_me.html). How this woman did not kill herself or anyone else is a complete miracle. It all started when she stabbed someone in the back at a house, then while the cops were looking she crept into one of the police cars and took off. I guess she didn’t learn her lesson about stabbing people in the back: > [@](#): > > The bizarre incident was reminiscent of a 2010 incident. Axmaker, high on meth, stabbed a Canby man in the back. She pleaded guilty to attempted second-degree assault and was sentenced to four years in prison. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/2 "2014-01-10T22:28:02Z")
This woman has seen _Mad Max_ way too many times. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/3 "2014-01-10T22:47:23Z")
I just read an article about a couple who ate dinner at a place in Seaside, using a gift card to pay. They had no cash, so gave the server a baggie of crystal meth as a tip. The owner called the cops, but the couple had left. They were arrested later, when a store manager called about some undesirables in his place. [Charming-looking couple](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536684/Suspected-drug-dealing-couple-leave-waitress-crystal-meth-tip-dinner-drinks-classy-Oregon-steakhouse.html), I must say. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/4 "2014-01-10T23:08:15Z")
I’m also enjoying the story about the pimp who’s facing a 100 year sentence for almost beating someone to death that’s suing Nike for **One Hundred Million Dollars** for not putting a warning label on his Jordans warning him that they were deadly weapons. Story and charming mugshot [here](http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/nike_sued_by_portland_pimp_for.html#incart_river#incart_m-rpt-2). ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/5 "2014-01-11T02:15:27Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > How this woman did not kill herself or anyone else is a complete miracle. Well, she did buckle-up for safety near the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/6 "2014-01-11T06:51:26Z")
She can’t let Florida have all the fun. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/7 "2014-01-11T13:12:21Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > [Dash cam records 11 minute chase, complete with her meth-addled rambling running commentary](http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-city/index.ssf/2014/01/video_records_tara_axmakers_me.html). How this woman did not kill herself or anyone else is a complete miracle. > > It all started when she stabbed someone in the back at a house, then while the cops were looking she crept into one of the police cars and took off. I guess she didn’t learn her lesson about stabbing people in the back: She’s been sentenced to 10 years. What a video, she’s lucky she didn’t kill someone. I hope she gets the help she needs; she’s gonna have plenty of time to dry out. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/8 "2014-01-11T14:43:28Z")
Perhaps she can hook up with the man who, while on meth, [fought off](http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html) 12 cops while masturbating in a bar. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/9 "2014-01-11T15:21:34Z")
Moved Cafe Society --\> MPSIMS, albeit without drug-addled commentary. ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meanwhile-in-oregon-woman-does-meth-steals-cop-car-makes-babbling-chase-video/678476/10 "2014-01-13T01:48:17Z")
It looks like she never turned on her headlamps. I’d kill for her night vision.